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how it feels to read the top reviews for a movie on letterboxd and it’s all just one liner jokes based on the meme of the week

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

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Logbook 169

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Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

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for your security baggage left unattended will be sucked and fucked beyond belief

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Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

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not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

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back in my day we lost flappy bird