bouncykhotchillipeppers

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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (2004-2012) 1x14 - Love Is in the Air

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone

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dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

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STOP LINKING ATTRACTIVENESS WITH MORALITY (“notice how the person with the bad opinion is ugly?”)

STOP LINKING WEIGHT WITH MORALITY (“lmao look how fit all the people with Good Opinion are, Person I Hate is Fat”)

STOP LINKING AGE WITH MORALITY (“people with Good Opinion just don’t age I swear!”)

STOP LINKING HEALTH WITH MORALITY (“Well xyz health problem is what Person I Hate gets for being shitty!”)

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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always very funny when i remember that ernest shackleton is a hero to a certain type of grindset finance bro obsessed w the idea of masculine leadership and probably shelves endurance next to dale carnegie's how to win friends and influence people in terms of books about how to be a Business Leader™. like i forgot that polar exploration enthusiasts aren't just a bunch of gay people on the internet with masters degrees and a passion for niche information. crazy

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i genuinely believe desperate housewives might be the best show ever created

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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

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i was born in the right generation. i love watching tv shows years after they ended

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my mutuals could be like i can only get hard if i think about the car crash that killed princess diana and i’d be like ok mama!!!! carry on!!!

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When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

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“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

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gathers mutuals like Jesus did for the last supper : one of you will block me

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Europe (yur·uhp) is an exotic peninsula in the extreme westernmost reaches of Asia with many fascinating cultures and landscapes and home to many of the world's last remaining feudal kingdoms, offering a glimpse back into a more simplistic way of living.

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mutual 1: if you really think about it achilles' armour in the iliad functions much like an exoskeleton and he patroclus and Hector exchange armour much like hermit crabs exchange their shells

mutual 2: my boyfriend would be such a good pope and i'd be such a good papal mistress

mutual 3: i need that middle aged roman senator pregnant NOW

mutual 4: #myonion

mutual 5: anyone want a bag of my hair