bouncyenvos

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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

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bumbled be thy bees

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oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long

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can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

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oh wow i haven't been here in a while. Well hello im logging on to complain. You see, all I want is coffee, a nap, and one full day to myself but, but!! So far, the universe says no!

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"Leave her be", a voice in the darkness interrupts just as the monster is about to sink its teeth into the princess. Both the beast and the maiden turn to look as a man in armour steps from the shadow into the moonlight, drawing his sword. "Let her go", the knight says, "it's me you want."

The monster barely hesitates before shoving the princess away, to rush towards the knight. Falling on her knees on the ground, the princess can only helplessly watch, tears running down her rosy cheeks, as the monster and the knight begin violently making out.

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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

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neon tetras

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i am so easily impressed by trees

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It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

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when i was a boy-child i had a friend who was a tomboy and i remember wondering (jealously) why there was no similar word for boy-children who preferred the company of girl-children, who wanted to play as they did, with their songs and their games and their whispered secret languages. there is in fact a word for that, of course, but i don't recall emily ever feeling quite as menaced by "tomboy" as i was by the one they reserved for me