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i love you mr gaiman

also mr gaiman, i know you have probably heard/read this a million times

WHY. JUST WHY. I CRIED. I DONT CRY FOR MOVIES OR TV SHOWS. WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE

#good omens

Because it's good to feel things, and it's good to care about people and things, even if they don't exist, and it's good to want to know what happens next.

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i have a new crush

#he was gonna say do not leave me #i’m FINE *crying*

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― Margaret Atwood, You are Happy

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HOW TO MAKE A MASTERLIST

okay here we go kiddiewinks you are about to get schooled in the art of masterlists.

You’re going to want the masterlist to be compatible for web and mobile, without all the hassle of trying to use safari, so we’re gonna need to start by making a text post.

Title it ‘masterlist’ or ‘boobs’ or whatever floats your boat, that part is up to you.

Now you’re going to need some kind of format, i just wrote blurbs in bold at the top (so you know what you’re getting), and then split it into 5sos/1d, but you can change it around to tickle your fancy.

Now this is where it get a little tricky. start by opening tumblr in another tab, and go to your posts and scroll to your very first piece of writing. it’s a lot easier to work from the bottom up. It’s a lot easier if you’re in tumblr.com/blog/insertblognamehere, because it just makes everything a lil’ more clear. 

So go to the top right corner of the post you want to use, RIGHT-CLICK that little grey flapper thing, and click copy link.

Now go back to the text post we created earlier (again, this should be open in another tab) and type what ever you want to title the blurb.

Highlight it, and click insert link (the little diagonally placed, badly infinity shaped icon underneath the title).

Paste the link you copied earlier into where it says ‘Link URL’, and click insert link.

Now repeat for all your imagines/preferences/pornos or whatever you got going on that you need to make a masterlist for. 

Add a bunch of (relevant) tags so people can find your shibooity boop.

THIS IS OPTIONAL: if you want to put your newly-made masterlist in your bio, copy and paste this: <a href=”insert-a-link-to-your-masterlist-here“>title it whatever you want here</a>

You now have a mobile and web accessible link to your masterlist in your bio.

Remember to just add new stuff to the ORIGINAL masterlist, don’t keep making new ones. It’s fine to make updated masterlists separately (just copy and paste everything from the original to the updated one).

Congratuations, you are now officially 10x cooler (and more convenient).

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Virginia Woolf | Anne Magill I William Carlos Williams I Pablo Neruda I Ranata Suzuki | Ron Hicks I Harry Styles I Nicholas Sparks | Ron Hicks I Yevgeny Yevtushenko

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“After the fairy tale, the world is hazy, blue. The roles and faces here are unrehearsed. The soldier sings the partisan’s laments. The young girl plays her songs of mourning…”

— Wisława Szymborska, from “Leaving the Movie Theatre” (via thebluesthour)

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cannot stop thinking abt the paris review’s essay series on the history of significance of certain colours, hue’s hue:

Periwinkle, the Color of Poison, Modernism, and Dusk

Eau de Nil, the Light-Green Color of Egypt-Obsessed Europe

Marian Blue, the Color of Angels, Virgins, and Other Untouchable Things

Incarnadine, the Bloody Red of Fashionable Cosmetics and Shakespearean Poetics

Jonquil, the Light Yellow of Early Flowers, Mad Painters, and Dust Bowl–Era Pottery

Scheele’s Green, the Color of Fake Foliage and Death

Lilac, the Color of Half Mourning, Doomed Hotels, and Fashionable Feelings

Hooker’s Green: The Color of Apple Trees and Envy

Blaze Orange, the Color of Fear, Warnings, and the Artificial

Chartreuse, the Color of Elixirs, Flappers, and Alternate Realities

Living Coral, the Brutal Hue of Climate Change and Brand New iPhones

Mustard, the Color of Millennial Candidates, Problematic Lattes, and Aboriginal Paintings

Russet, the Color of Peasants, Fox Fur, and Penance

Verdigris: The Color of Oxidation, Statues, and Impermanence

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Renaissance

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Mine tonight

Summary: Tony Stark. Mobster. Billionaire. Ladykiller. The man breaking your heart years ago wants you back. What can you do?

Pairing: Mobster!Alpha!Tony x Omega!Reader

Warnings: angst, mentions of infidelity, cocky Tony, possessiveness, smut, unprotected sex, breeding kink, daddy!kink (light), knotting, hair pulling, dirty talk, dry humping, creampie, marking, claiming, a hint of blood, slightly dub-con?, ABO, ABO dynamics, semipublic sex (elevator)

When Tony Stark, the notorious mobster, and billionaire, wants something, or in your case someone, he got it.

That’s the reason Tony tried anything to get your back but to him you are the one that got away, the one walking out on him after he had crossed the last line.

For years you hid from him, avoided any contact but when your boss, Thor Odinson throws a party, you cannot say no.

“Well, hello there,” he leans against the counter, letting his eyes wander over your exposed back. The dress you are wearing leaves little to his imagination. The slit reaching your thigh exposes your right leg, even your panties when you tilt your hips a little.

“The answer is no, Mr. Stark,” simply ignoring Tony’s presence you sip at your drink, not sparing your former lover a glance.

“Whoa,” pressing one hand to his heart to look offended Tony sighs deeply. “I remember times when you called me ‘daddy’ now it’s Mr. Stark?” He smirks, leaning closer to brush his thumb over your cheek but you sneer at his words, shaking your head in disgust. 

“That was years ago, Mr. Stark. I was young and foolish to believe fulfilling your stupid kinks would make you love me,” voice cracking you down your drink, tapping your glass to order another one.

“Darling, I’ve missed you,” Tony scoots closer, giving you his full attention now.

“No, you didn’t, Tony,” you turn on your bar stool, facing Tony to give him a sad smile. “You missed the loyal toy waiting for you till 2 am. You missed the girl who did everything for you, played your whore, your maid, and any other role you wanted her to play,” you huff, downing your next drink.

“You miss the stupid girl ignoring the nagging feeling you are unfaithful,” you sip at your second drink, swallow the lump in your throat. “You never missed me, not with all the girls around you banged while I was waiting at home.”

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im in love with this series and i don’t care about anything else good night

Under Pastel Skies - 9

Sugar daddy!Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Modern!AU Bucky doesn’t need anyone, especially not a sugar baby. He isn’t that desperate… but she smiles so sweetly and she’s endearingly awkward, and he’s so lonely. She’s an artist, a painter, the type of person who always puts others before herself. Throwing caution to the wind Bucky offers her a place to live, a place where she can finally paint whatever her heart desires. He doesn’t need much in return; a friend, a muse.

Word Count: 6,257

Warnings: mention of accident, mention of blood

A/N: I’m sorry this took longer than usual but it’s pretty long so yay! I hope you’ll like this chapter. We’re slowly getting there :’) Thank you for the feedback, I truly appreciate all of you! Also 1 marvel quote and several Bob Ross quotes that I obv don’t own.

Wannabe sugar daddies don’t interact, idc if you have money, eat it and leave me be.

Good luck on your interview xx

Bucky had just hit ‘send’ when Sam cleared his throat noisily, drawing Bucky’s attention away from his phone. His friends were frowning crossly at him, their glasses raised in a silent toast. He set his phone face-down on the table and picked up his glass.

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MY HEART

making the beast beautiful (one)

Pairing: Bucky x Reader (cheating); Steve x Reader (married)

Story Warnings: Mental Illness, Borderline Personality Disorder, Splitting, Clinical Depression, Suicidal Ideation, Anxiety, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Low Self-Esteem, Cheating, Angst, Drug Addiction / Abuse (Cigarettes, later Alcohol & Pills), Recovery, idk it’s gonna get depressing but we’ll have a happy ending!!!, Eventual Smut, 18+

Summary: Bucky knows the struggle, the pain, the emptiness. He understands. He can relate, because he knows. And some days, he still struggles – even told you once how low he’s been. But Steve? Your sweet, loving husband of a year and a half? No, Steve doesn’t understand. He can’t, no matter how hard he tries. So one day, you finally give up and give in to your most self-destructive temptation of all: your preoccupation with his best friend.

A/N: i know this is another wip SORRY but it’s literal word vomit because ya girl just really needed to yeet these sad bitch feels into outer space lmao 🤷 

Your addiction to him starts slow, like the creep of nicotine through your veins from the cigarettes that he offers you on the rooftop.

Not often enough to do any damage, you try to tell yourself about your smoking habit – or maybe what you actually mean is the amount of time you spend with him. Bucky Barnes. Your husband’s best friend. Your former teammate. Not that it matters, because from one night to the next it’s all you can do to cling to the one good thing you have left, the one ray of light– or maybe he’s the one last shred of hope you’re willing to bind yourself to like a lifeline.

And if it snaps, you’ll fall. 

Too bad the threads are already starting to fray.

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you’re doing the lord’s work.

Tony punishing you after a mission

Riding Tony’s thigh

Loki being possessive

Bucky making you squirt for the 1st time

Hair pulling w/ iw!Steve

Daddy!Bucky w/ little!reader & little!Steve

Daddy!Bucky catching little!reader & little!Steve

Bucky + knife kink

Thor & tall!reader + manhandling

Sub!Tony w/ a humiliation kink

Riding Loki’s thigh

Loki w/ a daddy kink

Sub!Tony w/ puppy play

Bucky + kitten play

Tying Tony up

Trying kitten play w/ skinny!Steve

Charles speaking Italian while fucking you

Charles Blackwood + aftercare

Bucky comforts + fucks you after a nightmare

Nerd!Peter & cheerleader!reader 2 3

Thor w/ a king kink

Tony confronts you after hearing you moan his name

Honeymoon sex w/ Tony

Impatient Bucky pounding u into the ground

Humiliation kink w/ Bucky

Pegging sub!Steve for the first time

Stucky hazing Avengers recruit + water sports

Teaching sub!Wanda how to touch

Thundersheild overstimulating you

Rugby player!Thor fucking you while the team watches

SD!Steve edging you

Hc’s of Steve falling for his SB

Fucking Ari (TRSDR)

Dom!Tony x bratty!reader + punishment

Being obsessed with Thor’s abs

Nomad!Steve + punishment

Lance Tucker + breeding kink

Bucky & succubus!reader

Bucky + facefucking + degradation

Bruce + breeding kink

Sam + innocence kink + thigh riding 2

Ragnar + throne sex

Bucky + innocence kink

Steve & escort!reader

Barry using powers during sex + daddy kink

Mommy!peppernat x little!reader

Ivar has a king kink

Pegging Bucky

Daddy!bucky & little!reader

Pegging Steve

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words to use instead of

as 

while 

when,

whilst

 even as

 just as

 just when

 simultaneously as

 so long as

 at the moment that

 at the same time that at the time that

 in the act of

 in the process of 

on the point of

during the time that

 at the same time as

 during the time

 throughout the time

 in the time

 during which

 during which time

for the period that

 at the same time

 meanwhile

 at the time

 as long as

 exactly when

 at the very moment that

at the very time that after

 as soon as

 immediately when

 immediately after

instantly when once

looked

glanced 

gazed 

stared

gaped

peered

focused 

 peeped 

peeked

took a look

taken a look 

watched

considered 

saw 

seen

observed 

viewed

regarded

marked 

checked out

glimpsed 

spotted 

eyed 

took in 

taken 

in ogled

eyeballed 

beheld

beholden 

before

ahead

back

previously

since

sooner

afore

aforetime

ante

antecedently

anteriorly

before present

ere

fore

former

formerly

forward

gone

gone by

heretofore

in advance

in days of yore

in front

in old days

in the past

past

precendently

previous

up to now

smiled

beam

grin

laugh

smirk

simper

be gracious

express friendliness

express tenderness

look amused

look delighted

look happy

look pleased

touch

brush

caress

feel

handle

hit

kiss

lick

pat

reach

rub

strike

stroke

tap

abut

adjoin

border

communicate

contact

converge

dab

examine

finger

fondle

frisk

glance

graze

grope

inspect

join

line

manipulate

march

massage

meet

neighbor

osculate

palm

palpate

partake

paw

percuss

pet

probe

push

scrutinize

sip

smooth

suck

sweep

tag

taste

thumb

tickle

tip

toy

verge

be in contact

butt on

come together

feel up

impinge upon

lay a finger on

exhaled

breathe

emit

give off

let out

discharge

eject

emanate

evaporate

expel

issue

respire

steam

vaporize

nodded

acknowledge

bend

bow

greet

respond

salute

acquiesce

agree

approve

assent

passionate

ardent

dramatic

eager

eloquent

emotional

expressive

fervent

fierce

fiery

forceful

heartfelt

heated

impassioned

intense

poignant

spirited

strong

vehement

violent

zealous

affecting

animated

blazing

burning

deep

fervid

flaming

frenzied

glowing

headlong

high-powered

high-pressure

hot

hotblooded

impetuous

impulsive

inspiring

melodramatic

moving

precipitate

quickened

steamed up

stimulated

stirring

thrilling

warm

wild

but

although

however

nevertheless

on the other hand

still

though

yet

gasped

choke

snort

whoop

blow

convulse

gulp

heave

inhale

inspire

pant

puff

respire

sniffle

wheeze

catch one’s breath

fight for breath

frowned

glare

glower

grimace

pout

gloom

lower

sulk

cloud up

do a slow burn

give a dirty look

give the evil eye

knit brows

look black

look daggers

look stern

movement

act

action

change

development

evolution

exercise

flow

migration

move

operation

progress

shift

advance

agitation

alteration

swirled

boil

churn

roil

twirl

whirl

agitate

coil

crimp

crisp

curl

eddy

purl

roll

snake

surge

swoosh

whirlpool

whorl

wriggle

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okay but this is so good!!

Some humanizations of art~

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Before Sunset (2004) dir. Richard Linklater