boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

"Well that's-" She flipped midair, frowning, now upside down. "-Worrying. OSHA always has stuff going on, right? Isn't part of the new employee introduction 'if nothing's wrong you're not looking hard enough'? Or was that just pirate OSHA..." It mumbled, grumbling slightly. "God I really hope it's actually just a nice quiet time."

Arrivinh into the entrance hallway of a certain castle- Again- somehow avoiding the general security measures, flapping small black wings to small to really lift it and yet hovering in the air cross legged anyway- Also, again- Boozy looked around for someone, anyone to ask questions of. That last little bit of business with the pirate branch of OSHA had taken... Time. A lot of it. It needed to catch up and obviously there were other places it could but- ahhhh it was always fun to mess with this nerd. What could go wrong?

When Merlyn notices Boozy they sigh, deep and long-suffering. "Been a minute, Boozy was it? To what do I owe the pleasure?"

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

"Indeed I am! Had some uhhhh... Unsavory piratical conduct to commit that dragged me away. I figured you'd be as good a tour guide as any to the current state of everything I missed while I was... Out of the country." It spoke, grinning a sharp and toothy grin at her. "Last I remember there was some... Plot with like, one of Kishar's... Siblings? Look, I haven't had the time to pay much attention if you can't tell-" It sighed and scratched at the back of it's neck. "-but I'm finally back from my business and ready to get back to just the standard, HQ kinda normal weirdness instead of what I had to deal with *out there*."

Arrivinh into the entrance hallway of a certain castle- Again- somehow avoiding the general security measures, flapping small black wings to small to really lift it and yet hovering in the air cross legged anyway- Also, again- Boozy looked around for someone, anyone to ask questions of. That last little bit of business with the pirate branch of OSHA had taken... Time. A lot of it. It needed to catch up and obviously there were other places it could but- ahhhh it was always fun to mess with this nerd. What could go wrong?

When Merlyn notices Boozy they sigh, deep and long-suffering. "Been a minute, Boozy was it? To what do I owe the pleasure?"

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

Boo: FUCK YEAH KISSES C'MERE YOU BIG LUG

KISHAR: What Would You Do It I Backed You Up Against A Wall And Loomed Over You. What Would You Do If I Smirked At You And Leant Against The Wall So You Could Not Escape. What If I Put My Hand On Your Chin And Tilted Your Face Up To Look At Me

Gay Answers Only

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

Immediately jump and koala on your shoulders while kissing because haha GAY

KISHAR: What Would You Do It I Backed You Up Against A Wall And Loomed Over You. What Would You Do If I Smirked At You And Leant Against The Wall So You Could Not Escape. What If I Put My Hand On Your Chin And Tilted Your Face Up To Look At Me

Gay Answers Only

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

[Boozy, completely unhesitantly, cuddles them. Thorn is warm, and yawns after wrapping thornself and thorns wings around them.]

Thankieeeees!

Yello? Anyone home?

[Boo stumbles into Ex Animo, clearly drunk and still drinking as thorn looks around the bowling alley] - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[Alex pokes their head out from around a corner. Looks like they're wearing that new outfit they made! Upon seeing Boozy, they immediately walk over.] Hey, I've seen you before! Uh, welcome back, but also are you okay??

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

Leeeeexxxxyyyyyyyy!!!~

[Thorn whined, making grabby hands]

Come lie dowwwwwwwn!

Yello? Anyone home?

[Boo stumbles into Ex Animo, clearly drunk and still drinking as thorn looks around the bowling alley] - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[Alex pokes their head out from around a corner. Looks like they're wearing that new outfit they made! Upon seeing Boozy, they immediately walk over.] Hey, I've seen you before! Uh, welcome back, but also are you okay??

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

yooooo hooooo hoist the colors high

[Boo takes a deep breath, and then leaps onto Thorns desk and begins singing in a low, mournful tone]

Yo, Ho haul together, hoist the colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die

Yo, Ho haul together, hoist the colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die

The King and his men stole the queen from her bed

and bound her in her bones

The seas be ours and by the powers

Where we will...we'll roam

Yo, Ho haul together, hoist the colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never say we die

Some men have died and some are alive

And others sail on the sea

With the keys to the cage

And the devil to pay

We lay to Fiddler's Green!

Yo, Ho haul together, hoist the colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die

The bell has been raised from its watery grave

Do you hear its sepulchral tone?

A Call to all, pay heed to the squall

And turn your sail towards home!

Yo, Ho haul together, hoist the colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

[Boozy manages to flop out of their lap and into lying on the floor on thorns back.]

C'mere. Gimme cuddles n kisses. Your lips are soft n your comfy. Be my duvet.

Yello? Anyone home?

[Boo stumbles into Ex Animo, clearly drunk and still drinking as thorn looks around the bowling alley] - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[Alex pokes their head out from around a corner. Looks like they're wearing that new outfit they made! Upon seeing Boozy, they immediately walk over.] Hey, I've seen you before! Uh, welcome back, but also are you okay??

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

[Boozy shrugs and pulls out a bottle of beer from... Seemingly nowhere? Don't question the alcohol. Thorn bites the top off and chugs a few mouthfuls before a satisfied sigh emits from thorn as thorn wipes thorns lips.]

Sure, I'm bored. Hit me with it.

YOOOOO!~

[Boozy kicks down a door and stumbles in]

I heard you do experiments! I'm bored. Here's your new subject motherfucker! - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

Okay... who are you exactly and who informed you of my experiments?

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

Hehe... You're so pretty...

[Boo is mumbling drunkenly and brings up a hand to gently slap/caress their facey

Ssssooo flustery and pretty

Yello? Anyone home?

[Boo stumbles into Ex Animo, clearly drunk and still drinking as thorn looks around the bowling alley] - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[Alex pokes their head out from around a corner. Looks like they're wearing that new outfit they made! Upon seeing Boozy, they immediately walk over.] Hey, I've seen you before! Uh, welcome back, but also are you okay??

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

I'm posthuman! Modified by the Embroidery department since I got bored with the whole 'human' thing.

YOOOOO!~

[Boozy kicks down a door and stumbles in]

I heard you do experiments! I'm bored. Here's your new subject motherfucker! - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

Okay... who are you exactly and who informed you of my experiments?

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

I'm Boozy! An employee of the pirate branch of OSHA andi don't know how I learned of your experiments I find it's better not to ask!

[Thorn grins and offers a hand to shake to Soviet]

YOOOOO!~

[Boozy kicks down a door and stumbles in]

I heard you do experiments! I'm bored. Here's your new subject motherfucker! - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

Okay... who are you exactly and who informed you of my experiments?

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

[Boozy giggles]

I'm glad you like me too, Lexy~

[Thorn goes back to cuddling them like a koala]

Yello? Anyone home?

[Boo stumbles into Ex Animo, clearly drunk and still drinking as thorn looks around the bowling alley] - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[Alex pokes their head out from around a corner. Looks like they're wearing that new outfit they made! Upon seeing Boozy, they immediately walk over.] Hey, I've seen you before! Uh, welcome back, but also are you okay??

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

[Boo pouts a little and look worriedly at them]

Are you OK???

Yello? Anyone home?

[Boo stumbles into Ex Animo, clearly drunk and still drinking as thorn looks around the bowling alley] - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[Alex pokes their head out from around a corner. Looks like they're wearing that new outfit they made! Upon seeing Boozy, they immediately walk over.] Hey, I've seen you before! Uh, welcome back, but also are you okay??

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

[Boo giggles and leans in, planning on just giving them a peck. On the other, kissing them is nice, and thorn lingers a little longer than strictly necessary before breaking away]

Mm... You taste nice hehe.

Yello? Anyone home?

[Boo stumbles into Ex Animo, clearly drunk and still drinking as thorn looks around the bowling alley] - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

[Alex pokes their head out from around a corner. Looks like they're wearing that new outfit they made! Upon seeing Boozy, they immediately walk over.] Hey, I've seen you before! Uh, welcome back, but also are you okay??

[boozy-pirate-osha-employee]

You're a fucking asshole! Take this! You don't own anyone and you don't deserve to be doted on you dickass shit bag! You give villains everywhere a bad goddamn name!

[Boo flips around him, before clamvering up his back and grabbing him in a choke hold and cranking it hard to try and ko him.]

<Crack plan/thread>

[Boozy drops off the ceiling onto Eridanus]

Hello you dumbass bitchass cnc kinky piece of shit!

[Thorn attempts to punch him repeatedly in the solar plexus]

This! Is! For! Emby! - @boozy-pirate-osha-employee

He dodged all of boozys punches,

I’m sure “emby” would love to hear how you attacked me