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₊˚.⋆Pumpkins scream in the dead of night ₊˚.⋆ This is Halloween, everybody make a scene~
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Me and my coworker were chatting in the office and suddenly a raptor came in and ate us.
It was talking and laughing like the Joker the whole time.
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The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny
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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
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If men aren’t meant to be put on leashes then why are they so praiseworthy and walkable??
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with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
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I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.
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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next
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“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the
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