bookworm428
Six Inches Deep in Mud
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#lol#lupita nyong'o#hot ones#also hey friends I love checking in here once in a blue moon#I hope you’re doing okay! ❤️
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I legit thought this was a painting Harris Reed absolutely took my breath away!
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Explain your reasoning plzzz
#though it would take over 27 years to get to $10million at $1k per day#i know myself enough to know I am Not To Be Trusted with a lump sum all at once#so 1k per day it is
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Self improvement is great but ultimately? you have to accept your self. Yes you can eat better, exercise more, read more, set boundaries, love your self, but it all comes down to this. Some days you won’t have the energy to do any of these things. And you’ll look in the mirror and think that this is not enough. That’s a lie. The biggest love for self is to live slowly. To rest. To really rest. Have a nap. Eat what makes you feel good. Read if you want to. Embrace yourself and accept that you cannot and will not be ever be perfect. Accept that you are good enough. You don’t need to keep busy all the time. you don’t need to go out all the time and post on instagram. You don’t need to journal if you don’t want to. You don’t need to make art if you don’t want to. Breathe, give yourself grace and compassion. Give yourself the love and tenderness you so badly need. Be gentle with yourself. You are trying and it is good enough. You are good enough.
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my favorite customer service slip ups
#cackling#literally laughing so hard I’m like drooling???#I feel so much better after that laugh#also one time I was talking about foot massage with a client and I said “I give a good foot job”#I had to keep a straight face and move the conversation on REAL FAST after that :|||
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#I’m so sorry to the woman who did NOT end up on Montevallo road like I said she would#I just realized I’m the NPC in her life sent to confuse her on her journey
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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
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New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.
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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
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@struckamatchwithfeeling is the best and also the funniest & always brings value to the groupchat (as well as our bb @srarahcha 😘😘)
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