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My favorite headcanon is Ron teaching Harry to shave with some sort of charm that all the boys are taught growing up by their dad’s. But of course Harry never got to have that, so when he’s like 13 and hair starts forming on his face, Ron being the sweetheart that he is offers to do it for him.
I LOVE this idea. I can see Ron helping him out and Seamus wandering into the bathroom and giving them shit and Ron being all “Piss off” and just continuing to carefully shave Harry’s face all the while sharing horror stories of all the crap his brothers tried to pull on him the last summer when he first started shaving. “Stop laughing, Harry, or I’m gonna accidentally charm off your whole sodding chin!”
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honestly. this is so important.
Dear moron who made the Harry Potter movies.
You mean to tell me that when Ron found out about Harry sacrificing himself, he didn’t cry, or yell, or hugged Harry? He didn’t say anything even when the love of his life Hermione offered to go with Harry, which essentially meant she’s died to ? He didn’t beg Harry to reconsider ? He didn’t think of Ginny, his sister, who wouldn’t even found out until it’s too late? He didn’t cry? Really, Ronald Bilius Weasley, who welcomed Harry and saved him from his abusive family, who was his treasure to retrieve from the lake in the Goblet of Fire, who told his mom that Harry needed presents for Christmas ? Really ?
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Slytherin: *holding a folded newspaper* you can use this to hit people
Slytherin: I mean flies
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hmm
(finally I got to see this famous thing happen)
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this ^^
could we get an accurate test for who’s your greek godly parent? like pottermore has ilvermorny, hogwarts and patronus tests… @bookweasleys and I would be happy af
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Me: when can I start dating in Hogwarts mystery?
Jam city: you'll get an opportunity to go on a date in third grade
Me: cool! can i bring-
Jam city: ...it would be pretty unfortunate if something would stand in the way of that
Me: ?? okayyy
Jam city: oh look how sad your empathy level wasn't high enough for this better luck next time
Me: okay I'll probably get another opportunity soon no big deal
Jam city: okay the next opportunity you get is a ball in fifth grade, now is your moment to confess your love for Penny!
Me: ...I want to go with Charlie
Jam city: what? you hate Charlie? well good thing we didn't make him a possible date then
Me: honestly why
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My friend: So I started Harry Potter 1 yesterday, I only read a few lines tho
Me: Oh cool, I remember how the first line goes
My friend: You're kidding
Me: "Mr and Mrs Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
My friend: Oh god no
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Ron Weasley is a loyal bean and Harry's best friend who needs to be protected at all costs
That's all I wanted to say. Good night.
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Some Gryffindors: why does everyone think I'm a party person or a fake harry potter fan just because I'm a Gryffindor?
Also the Gryffindors: heyyy I'm having a harry potter themed party since you guys also like it, no John you're not invited you're in the snake house they're evil
#this is a joke#harry potter#gryffindor#gryffindor stereotypes#I'm also a gryffindor don't get offended
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Ginny and Sansa are actually quite similar
Spoilers from got and hp!
I only realised today that my all time favourite character and the newest addition to the list of my absolute favourite characters from all fandoms are really similar. Not just in looks, their stories and personalities are extremely similar too.
Ginny and Sansa both come from families with many children and similar parents. Molly and Cat were both strict but their children were their greatest treasure in the whole world, whilst Arthur and Ned were both a little clueless, spent a lot of time at work but they too loved their families more than anything. The Weasleys and The Starks were both modest, loyal and above all, loving towards each other, even though they did have a lot of problems inside the family (everything about Percy, Cat's attitude towards Jon, Sansa and Arya's relationship etc).
Ginny and Sansa could both count as the only girl in the family (apart from their mothers), because Arya was probably rarely counted as an actual girl. Not only were they both only girls, they were also young girls with unrealistic expectations of relationships and a hopeless crush on a boy (even though that did turn out quite differently for them). Sansa was definitely a girly girl as a child and Ginny seemed to be quite girly as well (if we don't count the "stole her brothers brooms to secretly practice quidditch" and all). And when their hopes and dreams where crushed they reacted the same way.
Everyone who has watched game of thrones knows that Sansa has had a hard past, I don't even have to explain that. But Ginny has as well, even though it's often forgotten. Ginny was possessed by Voldemort at age 11 (her first year of Hogwarts, may I add) and went through all that alone without her brothers noticing. They both have had things happen to them that might have made others lose all hope, whilst these two became stronger.
Later in both series the girls become good leaders. They are also fierce fighters, even though their ways of fighting are very different. Ginny fights physically, Sansa mentally, but both are just as important. They never give up and fight for what they think is right. They are ready to stand up to their enemies, but also to their loved ones (which, as Dumbledore once said, takes an even greater deal of bravery). Both will make their own decisions if they think things aren't done correctly.
These two red-headed queens are living legends and my inspiration.
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Heroes of Olympus Headcanon
"Inside the Seven, who has the closest relationship with everyone else on Argo 2?"
When asked this question people usually say Hazel because she's really kind, or Percy because he's so easy to be friends with. But actually it's Piper. And no, she didn't use her charm speaking skills to make me say that. But anyways, she has a very special relationship with everyone else inside the Seven.
I think it's pretty natural that we start with her boyfriend, right? Jason and Piper can calm each other down no matter what happens. They both often feel like they aren't good enough or that they are worthless, but when they don't believe in themselves they know they'll always have the other to convince them that they are amazing. They literally believe in each other more than themselves, and their relationship is much more than what it first seems. Piper loves flying and high places so Jason often takes her to sit on the roofs in the evening. They sit up there looking at the sunsets, Jason wrapping his arm around Piper as she rests her head on his shoulder. They stare at each other, both wondering how something so great can be real and what they did to deserve each other. They always have play fights over who's more perfect, Piper rooting for Jason and Jason for her. They love surprising each other because they get to see the other so happy, and that makes them happy. They listen to the other whenever there's something they wanna speak about, whether it's a problem or something they love.
Piper loves to hang out with Leo because he's so easy to be with and he never fails to make her laugh. They share a very similar sense of humor and sometimes Piper even helps Leo with his pranks (mostly only if they are meant for Jason or Percy). Whenever Leo is building something new he always asks about Piper's opinion of how the thing looks, because Piper often knows how to make it look better. Piper teaches Leo French and in return he teaches her Spanish. They always run trough the streets of the Camp half-blood, yelling stuff like "GIRLS RUN THE WORLD". For everyone else it seems like they have known each other forever, they are practically siblings. One time someone asked Piper who her best friend was and without even thinking about it she said Leo, and then he just bursted out of nowhere and yelled: "YOU HEARD THAT GUYS MY BEST FRIEND IS BETTER THAN YOURS!" and Piper just laughed and hugged him.
Piper and Annabeth can spend hours talking: even though they share a lot of things with Percy and Jason, there are some things the guys just won't understand. Annabeth loves to teach Piper about architecture and Piper is always excited to learn about it. In return Piper tells her about the Cherokee culture and the stories she has heard from her dad. They take long walks around different places, talking about everything and suddenly yelling: "Hey, look! That building is probably over a hundred years!" and "Did you know these flowers are often meant as a sign of luck?" They watch romantic movies together (like Titanic and La La Land and Romeo and Juliet etc) even though neither one of them wants to admit that (they are too "nope I don't watch them they are boring"). Annabeth gives Piper fighting lessons, and Piper is trying so hard to succeed. They both admire the other a lot and have learned (and are still learning) many things from the other.
Percy and Piper have the stupidest nicknames for each other and for everyone else as well. They often act childish together while Jason and Annabeth facepalm in the background. They use puns all the time, like "Percy, you should wash your shirt. It's not exactly Mclean" and "What a Percyfect day to kill some monsters, don't you think?". Piper loves Percy's habit to only eat blue food and she has found a way to make her cornucopia shoot out blue food, and knowing how much Percy loves (blue) food you can only imagine how happy he's about that. Percy and Piper become really close, and Percy introduces Piper to Blackjack. They become friends immediately (if you can say so haha). One day Percy's practicing sword fighting when Blackjack flies to the field. It takes a moment for Percy to realise that Piper is sitting on his back and grinning. "You were right. This is Amazhang!" Piper shouted and Percy grinned back. "Be careful, he isn't always as Hazel as he seems!" Percy yelled back.
Say whatever you want, but it was totally Piper who showed Hazel all the Disney movies and other "important stuff she missed while being dead". After they've watched a movie they always sing the songs from it super loudly. That seems strange for a lot of people at first, seeing the usually kinda shy Hazel being suddenly so loud, but soon they get used to it. One time they are singing Let it go and a demigod just looks at the rest of the seven like "Piper and Hazel are at it again?" They just nod and say something like "The usual." They always make each other flower crowns and Piper braids Hazel's hair. One day Hazel aks if she can try to braid Piper's hair. Soon they discover that Hazel is amazing at making braids and Piper is always begging her to braid her hair. Hazel loves Piper because she always explains things Hazel doesn't understand and is very kind to her. Piper has become a big sister to Hazel and as much as Piper loves some of her siblings, Hazel feels more like her sister than her actual sisters do.
Sometimes Frank watches the movies with Piper and Hazel. That leads to them making him turn into whatever animal was important in the movie. That way they start to dress up as characters from the movies and soon the three are re-acting some of the scenes from the movies. Like Frank turns into a raccoon and Piper acts as Pokahontas and starts singing Colours of the wind, while Hazel tries to make the "effects" with her magic skills. Next time there's Frank as a toad and Hazel, dressed up as Tiana, holding him. At first Frank didn't really know how he feels about Piper, but as he spends more time with her he learns that she's actually an incredible person. Piper always gives him advice on like, what to get Hazel for her birthday etc, and Frank helps Piper to find ways to surprise Jason. They both get to see a different side of the other: Piper sees that behind the sweet, kinda awkward boy there's actually a side that loves to have fun, while Frank sees that Piper really isn't your stereotypical child of Aphrodite, and that she's really caring and open for new things.
#heroes of olympus#say what you want but piper is amazing#piper mclean#headcanon#jason grace#leo valdez#annabeth chase#percy jackson#hazel levesque#frank zhang#heroes of olympus headcanon
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Fred and George headcanon
Headcanon that every time George looks into a mirror after Fred's death his reflection reminds him more of Fred than himself. At first it makes George sad, and he even hates mirrors. But some time later, before someone's birthday, he takes a deep breath and looks into the mirror in the Burrow's bathroom.
- I wish you could be here with me now, George says and sighs. He's about to turn around when the guy in the mirror smiles. George can't believe his eyes: he's not smiling. And that's not even his smile, it's Fred's. George turns around so that the side of his head where he still has an ear is facing the mirror. Then he turns the other way. So does his reflection, who still has an ear. George rises his hand to touch the place where his ear used to be. Like always, he doesn't find his ear but a hole.
- Fred, George manages to say. He rises his hand to touch the mirror. So does his reflection, but not mimicking his moves.
- You really thought I'd leave you all alone? Fred asks smiling.
#harry potter#fred and george#fred weasley#george weasley#weasley twins#fred's death#harry potter headcanon
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When you love teaching so much you have to continue even after you die:
Oh, sorry, I forgot professor Binns wasn't in the movies so I don't have a picture for that empty space :))
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Me trying to run away from my problems:
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Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Sansa
Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Jon
Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Arya
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Bran
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I love how at the start of 'Prince Caspian' Peter is all like "Why does everyone treat me like a child honestly I was a grown-up adult once" and then they get back to Narnia:
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Me, to my Hogwarts letter :
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