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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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@bio-blegh

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

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There is a face in the trunk of the storm...

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*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

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u kno when u keysmash but the jumble of letters dont convery the right Feeling so u gotta backspace and re-keysmash to turn ur HKELSXPXA to a JKFSDKAS

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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

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@bio-blegh

The villain gives their customary “join me and we can be great” speech. The hero accepts.

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Fat and round chinchilla 😍

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so my sister asked me to make her an avatar themed phone case design! let’s hope she likes it ^^’

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Amazing

You are a guard in a fantasy world. You notice a man in elegant armor kick a chicken in the streets. In your lawful rage, you manage to kill this man in the name of justice. To your dismay, you realize you just killed The Chosen One. You just doomed the world.

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Update: CONGRATS YOU WERE PRE SELECTED TO GET LAID

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

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I cheated and combined days 11 (aged up Marinette) and day 14 (aged up Chat Noir) for Marichat May.  Chat is helping Marinette work up the courage to confess to her mystery crush.  ;3

I used @hchano‘s and @australet789‘s adult Chat designs here and here because THEY’RE AMAZING and I LOVE THE SHORT HAIR.

(Also, a big thanks to @baneismydragon for helping me come up with the cute idea!)