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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this
hoomans
animals
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I asked my friends on Discord if they used "psipsipsi" or "swswsw" when they are trying to call kitties, and I got a wide array of answers and it got me wondering--
How do you
Thank you to @space-glitter-gay, @frogs-under-logs, @justoneofthosebibliophiles, and Virginia for the blessing and the other options!
And to thank you for your answer, here's a photo of our adopted kitten:
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★ 【キャロット】 「 Falin 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me! insta • x • bsky
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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holy shit is this gorgeous.
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Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?
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Love how you can feel his sanity slipping away…
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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TOP 3 TRAITORS:
3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry
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