☂ Maja, 23, Denmark. Formely: bonwrights My future husband { }
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Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
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you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first
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Slughorn: [sees tom] OHO! tom my boy what are you doing
Tom Riddle: uh
Tom Riddle: [accidentally drops a horcrux and an entire human arm]
Tom Riddle:
Tom Riddle:
Tom Riddle: just studying
Tom Riddle: [smiles]
Slughorn: [wiping a tear] such a lovely boy
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boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
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Do you ever look at someone and wonder, what is going on inside their head?
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Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna.
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“Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”
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It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
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after neville takes over as a professor in Hogwarts he gives Molly the names of all the children who don’t receive presents and she knits them all a jumper so at Christmas you get a parade of kids walking around the halls snuggling all these oversized one lettered knitted weasley specials
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DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
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Catching up on Tumblr is like reading a book backwards. You get all the nuanced references and reactions far before you have any idea what the fuck anyone is talking about.
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(some) got ladies + house colours
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