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‘theorist’ who rips everything they talk about from tumblr: do you guys know about this really niche theory i just thought of? ok think about this what if ned and ashara dayne fucked nasty in a rowboat and conceived a child and that child is HEAR ME OUT….. jon snow????

comments:

- omg how have i never thought of this 😳 genius!

- nah jon is a targaryen lmao

- guys r+l=j is literally canon in the show… george literally told them…

grainy edit of dany burning kings landing set to a taylor swift song

comments:

- IT WAS NECESSARY 🐉🐉🐉

- targs 🔛🔝!!!!!

- sansa does it betta (134 replies)

man over a shitty greenscreen image of 10 year old book ramsay art: if you’ve only watched the show you might be surprised to learn that ramsay was even worse in the books 😳😳😳

comments:

- totally deserved lmao i could never forgive reek for betraying the starks

- (something weird about castration)

- theon…. a stark 🐺 and a greyjoy 🦑….. his true family were the wolves……… a good man……..

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mhysa

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ian mckellen directed these movies actually

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some bad aegon ii pic edits

feel free to use them as you'd like

send me ideas if you would like more of these weird little pics

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Tom Glynn Carney

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I’m aware aemond targaryen is going to commit atrocities but have you considered he’s my babygirl

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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

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do u wear a collar . have u worn a collar. will u wear a collar. when will u wear a collar

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You: *strapped to a table, gagged, helpless*

Me: *boops ur nose*

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THE CHILDREN OF VISERYS

Many in my line have been dragonriders, very few among us have been dreamers. What is the power of dragons next to the power of prophecy?

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hey. dont cry. i'm going to kill you, okay?

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my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

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the bravest thing a girl can do is read a shit analysis of their favourite character and simply keep scrolling

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8am incest study

12pm cannibalism debate

12:30 tea break

1pm necrophilia discussion

3pm eroticism

6pm dinner + beer

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the moon is in the sky 🌙 ✨

(Prints in my shop)