bolenys

[bolenys]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[bolenys]

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

[bolenys]

in the club saying shit like oughtn't to

[bolenys]

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

[bolenys]

sorry my son lectured your son for watching the counter-revolutionary children's show "paw patrol", but to be fair it is copaganda

[bolenys]

a bird i saw who saw me

[bolenys]

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

[bolenys]

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

[bolenys]

You guys like the pesh mode

[bolenys]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

[bolenys]

i heard theyre refilling the wet food bowl. not a bad place to get a bite to eat

[bolenys]

[bolenys]

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

[bolenys]

making moves in silence at the half price books

[bolenys]

Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

[bolenys]

farting so hard i can never get married

[bolenys]

"There's no wildlife here. The land is barren and stripped from farming chemicals"

I just saw two blue herons fly super low over our house, which means they've been fishing in the creek behind us, which means there's fish there. Which means there's bugs to feed the fish and algae to feed the bugs, which means the water and soil is worth something damnit.

Yes, I'm sorry the suburb isn't the grand, sweeping swath of uninhabited land that you so desperately crave but would learn to loathe, but saying that the land here is barren and that there's no wildlife here and that there's nothing to salvage- that's a You problem. Nature might be struggling, but against all odds it is at least trying.