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I love this.
Yes, Character Chickens can be that broody.
Yes Chickens are that dumb.
So I genuinely thought this was a real story.
And then suddenly baby dragon.
And you know that Chicken doted on that dragon like a proper hen, because they are basically hard coded to do that.
I love this!
Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.
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I hope this fact makes the russocentrists lose their minds that they very act of trying to eradicate Ukranian culture is instead causing it to expand and move forward.
I hope they choke on the futility of their endeavor. For true victory for them is impossible.
when i say i’m from ukraine, people assume i live somewhere else now. when i say i live in ukraine, they assume i’m somehow immune to war, and there’s a logical division between a ukrainian they chat with on discord and a ukrainian on the news. bitches my yaoi is written from the bomb shelter
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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.
Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.
Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.
Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.
Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.
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It's that time of year again!
AAAAAA!!! It's everyone's favorite time of year! Snowplow naming contest! Going for the 5th annual year!
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Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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I'm not in a good place right now. And that's because I'm scared. I am deeply scared.
My family and I are, as always, short on cash. And that means that we have to face the despicable violence of deciding if we get food or pay the power bill, and that has come due.
We'll probably figure it out, but it reminds me of my own vulnerability.
I'm still yet to start my disability application, in part because I don't know the date I was diagnosed, and I can't pull that easily because it's my medical records. (Not to mention our phones are also down at the moment)
So I can't get that started until either my appointment at the end of February, or if we find my diagnosis papers in storage.
Not to mention I can't take donations on my fan works due to the fact they're literary, and I can't afford to fight that battle, as much as I would want to.
I don't have a good outlook here, and spite can only take you so far. Especially in the hell we're facing right now.
This is one of many times where my own disability, my own powerlessness, weighs upon me like a millstone.
I can do nothing, and it hurts.
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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun
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Violence should be a last resort.
But as with any last resort, if all else fails, we cannot hesitate.
They don't hesitate to harm us for profit, and so we must speak their language. If only so we are heard.
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Trans Rights are Human Rights.
If one falls, they all fall.
The order matters not.
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Ublock is still dunking on Youtube on Firefox.
The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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trump in 2016: if they run bernie I'm fucked
trump in 2020: if they run bernie I'm fucked
trump in 2024: if kamala runs on anything remotely leftist I'm fucked
liberals for all eternity: we need to be even more conservative than the republicans to win
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Not going to lie. I'm more worried about Vance than anything.
He's very clearly in this because he thinks Trump will bite it and then he can take the wheel.
And he's a Christo-fascist.
As bad as it is, Trump is a known quantity. Shit will suck, but we know what's coming this time. We can handle him.
Vance is a wild card here, and I don't like that.
He sold out for trump, remember that, so he got something in return, and the potential to be POTUS could be that.
I touched upon this earlier today, but Trump is likely at the peak of his popularity right now. It's the honeymoon period, all incoming presidents experience one, and yet he already has a net negative approval rating. A big part of why stupid people voted for him was their memory-holing of his whole first administration, but he was extremely unpopular the first time around, and his approval rating will probably go down even more now that he's in office and actually has the ability to do terrible things instead of just babble about them on stage.
What I'm saying is--all of these celebrities and "journalists" ripping the mask off because they think it's okay to be a MAGA fuck now are going to look really stupid really fast (I mean, they already do, but you know what I mean).
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No. That explains the politicians. It's the people I'm confused about.
Remember, there are actually people who align with the liberal ideology and those are the people who I think OP was talking about.
There are actually people on the ground level on "our side" who oppose our ideas for some reason and idk why.
I think the funniest thing in the aftermath of the election, is that you had right wing shitheads like Charlie Kirk say “You know if the democrats wanted to win they would have ran on Bernie’s policies like it would have been impossible to counter, kamala ran as a republican so we, the republicans, won obviously?” and you still have libs on here use Bernie Bros as a slur in 2025 and blame leftists for the loss. Liberals are so physically incapable of learning lessons that dumbass college dropout right wing grifters look like professors in comparison
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What's bothering me here though is I can't point out the why.
Like... I can't find a convincing answer, which usually means I'm missing something huge.
I think the funniest thing in the aftermath of the election, is that you had right wing shitheads like Charlie Kirk say “You know if the democrats wanted to win they would have ran on Bernie’s policies like it would have been impossible to counter, kamala ran as a republican so we, the republicans, won obviously?” and you still have libs on here use Bernie Bros as a slur in 2025 and blame leftists for the loss. Liberals are so physically incapable of learning lessons that dumbass college dropout right wing grifters look like professors in comparison
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Honestly?
I think it's because the alternative to them is scarier.
That the status quo is fundamentally broken.
They think that everything is mostly fine, and that only slight tweeks are needed to fix the issues that face the US.
The radical and fundamental changes the leftist platform calls for here is based on the same admission that the GoP is using to scam the shit out of their constituents.
The status quo has failed.
I don't know why this scares them so much. I don't know enough about liberal or centrist politics enough to point out the why behind this, but I swear this looks like a fear response.
I think the funniest thing in the aftermath of the election, is that you had right wing shitheads like Charlie Kirk say “You know if the democrats wanted to win they would have ran on Bernie’s policies like it would have been impossible to counter, kamala ran as a republican so we, the republicans, won obviously?” and you still have libs on here use Bernie Bros as a slur in 2025 and blame leftists for the loss. Liberals are so physically incapable of learning lessons that dumbass college dropout right wing grifters look like professors in comparison
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