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do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
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come here
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 20 MINUTES SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME
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MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 20 MINUTES SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME
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jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
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To my future wife...
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
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im laughing so hard i gave all time low a wind-up penis and rian laughed so hard and he kept staring at it
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Kinda wanna drop 30 pounds Kinda wanna do 20 lines Kinda wanna crawl out of my body Kinda wanna fuck random guys Kinda wanna die
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Alex during the M&G in Paradiso, Amsterdam
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