bmothevampireqween
bmothevampireqween
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born in the wrong epoch carboniferous babe
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bmothevampireqween · 10 months ago
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birds are reptiles
birds are reptiles
birds are reptiles
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i'm hyperfixating
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bmothevampireqween · 10 months ago
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Twilight, (2008).
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bmothevampireqween · 10 months ago
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bmothevampireqween · 10 months ago
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bmothevampireqween · 10 months ago
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This made my night
As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
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bmothevampireqween · 11 months ago
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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[[ bella swan board ]]
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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JOHN CENA ON THE BEAR
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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This scene has probably been one of the most requested ones since I started doing these Muppet Princess Bride illustrations, but I held off attempting it for the longest time because I had no idea if I could pull off Miss Piggy's famous karate chop, and the shot of Kermit falling down the hill. But after hunkering down and putting pen to (digital) paper I managed to get something I'm pretty proud of!
Honestly, I'd love to see Muppet Princess Bride become a reality if only because I wanna see them huck Kermit down a hill. Muppets being thrown is peak comedy to me. 
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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#they're having a mid off
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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it really is banger though
sorry 😲😳 haters 😜❌😋 I only listen 👂 👂 to
REAL
music 🎶 😉
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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TODAY'S CARTOON FACT
In the OG Monster High, Deuce Gorgon is half-monster, his human father is unknown!
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bmothevampireqween · 1 year ago
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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????
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