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i love their faces🤣(crédit:Kousuke Oono)

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i got a pet cat, her name is cleo, my life only has purpose because of her

i truly believe my life will not begin to get better until i get a pet cat

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every so often i hear clips of beyoncé's vocals that was used/from rwt and i start crying cause i need that live album like i need air 😭

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I know its fall because im thirsting for Rahul Kohli again

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The art of the pivot or "when life gives you lemons" monologue as performed by Roderick Usher - The Fall of the House of Usher, episode 3 "Murder in the Rue Morgue"

"One thing I tried to teach them, the art of the pivot. When life hands you lemons... first you roll out a multimedia campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a... A media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say "I love you," the must-have accessory for engagements or anniversaries. Roses are out, lemons are in. Billboards that say she won't have sex with you unless you got lemons. You cut De Beers in on it. Limited edition lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called lemon drops. You get Apple to call their new operating system OS-Lemón. A little accent over the "o".

You charge 40% more for organic lemons, 50% more for conflict-free lemons. You pack the Capitol with lemon lobbyists, you get a Kardashian to suck a lemon wedge in a leaked sex tape. Timothée Chalamet wears lemon shoes at Cannes. Get a hashtag campaign. Something isn't cool or tight or awesome, no, it's lemon. Did you see that movie? Did you go to that concert? It was effing lemon. Billie Eilish, OMG, hashtag... lemon. You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins 'cause there is nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds. You write a line of genetic code that makes lemons look just a little more like tits and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon dna sequence, you cross pollinate, you get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmers for copyright infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land.

Sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you're done, and you've sold your lem-pire for a few billion dollars, then and only then, you make some fucking lemonade."

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something something mike flannagan something something "this room is like the heart of the house. no, not a heart, a stomach." something something "you didn't feed them though, did you? you starved them."

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watching a new mike flanagan really is like this place has everything: a complicated family dynamic, a could’ve been great love dashed by human failing, meditations on life in the face of death, a classic “are these ghosts real or are they just in my head/does it matter if they’re real to you?”, and, perhaps most importantly, a truly spooky house with wild shit going on in the basement.

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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (Netflix, 2023)

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I too wish to be perpetually cast as a lesbian, gay or bisexual in a project by Mike Flanagan; like to charge, reblog to cast

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we seal mike flanagan away for a year and then every october he re-emerges like a progressively more insane little show business gremlin to put a curse on my bloodline

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a hq the bear au is rotting my brain, everytime i see that photo of carmy and luca all i see is kageyama and tsukishima. i fr wish i could or had time to write cause there is a longfic for something this niche brewing in my mental

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my friend told me he thinks a guy likes me and when i say i wanted to throw UP, god fucking forbid bruh

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the music i played during the years of 2020-2021 altered my brain chemistry in a way that i can't even verbalize, like i listened to the most music at that time ever and everysong was just so GOOD

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whenever i think of sunday morning by maroon 5 i think of kghn and i feel like throwing up because its too much emotion and my body can't handle it

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nothing be pissing me off more when a villian be fighting the protagonist, and the protagonist don't be fighting back at first by CHOICE

Like I know its to build suspense or whatever but like don't embarass me come on now,,,,beat that mofo's ass,,,,

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any fan content creator that edits their videos on their phone are the worlds strongest soldiers,,,i only had to edit a behind the scenes video for my magazine club and i wanted to end my shit like—