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[Text] Nobody. [Text] Okay maybe Merryn. [Text] But only because she wanted to see the cat ears and I JUST got out of the shower. [Text] It seemed efficient.

[Text] whoops too late

[Text] that’s adorable

[Text] i didn’t even know we had cat ears 

[Text] wait who was that for

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I did a thing. But right now, the thing is a walking Age of Ultron spoiler. Do not click the thing if you don’t want to ruin the film for yourself. Don’t even hover over the thing. But I did a thing.

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I am so terrified of the quality roleplayers I see on my dash. They’re so lovely but I don’t know how to approach them about plotting and whatnot. Like I literally liked someone’s post for a starter and then unliked it again in case it ‘wasn’t for me’ or something. help meeeeee.

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bold which is most applicable to your muse between the two options!

cold OR hot

envy OR lust

blunt OR tactful

dreamer OR realist

impulsive OR regimented

stubborn OR flexible

sociable OR reclusive

lazy OR hardworking

half empty OR half full

excitable OR apathetic

dependent OR independent

eloquent OR inarticulate

delusional OR realistic

dwells in the past OR looks towards the future

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I’m too short for this shit

me trying to reach anything ever (via my-name-is-void)

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I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s up. 

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Reblog if your character is a flirty little shit.

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[Text] *image attached* [Text] WAIT NO. [Text] do not look at that. that is NOT FOR YOU.

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To this day I blame myself.

(via yoursixwordstory)

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Please do not expect a lot from me this weekend. I’m at home with my slow as balls internet until Tuesday. Parents have informed me that apparently we’re due to get super-fast broadband in our area before too long, but IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET

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Kat and Tabs

The ship is my: ‘I shouldn’t ship this except I totally do’ ship.

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: So like Kat and Tabs are totally bros in reality, but then I think that shipping them is also fun for the whole family. They’d never actually get together because Tabs is done with dating ladies and they’re just far too close as friends for it to ever happen. Or at least that’s what we tell ourselves but secretly we know that they’d totally fuck at least once, just to get it over with and see how it is. But nothing romantic would ever come out of these two in the main!verse. That’s what AUs were made for.

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ThomxTabatha

The ship is my: JAM. THIS IS MY JAM.

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: I think this all started because I sent Thom-mun a thing when she was doing a meme about our muses being married or something and I literally loved what she wrote so much and I thought about that meme a lot... Like it’s never going to be a real and proper relationship but at the same time I love the weird dynamic of it. Pretty sure this was almost a thing at one point wait hold on didn’t we headcanon that they actually fucked at one point after everything goes to shit? Also I remember I answered a turn-on meme and mentioned that Tabs is into spanking and Thom was just like I’ll be over here if you need me. Let’s be real, Simon ain’t doing it for you. So yeah. Kinky.

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JesusxTabatha

The ship is my: thing that I definitely should not ship and I don’t know why I do but I reaLLY DO

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: I want to pretend that this is something that’s totally platonic and brother/sister except I also guilty-ship it. Like awkward Tabs developing one-sided feelings that she knows will never be returned but that she can’t help having anyway. Simon-mun knows what I’ve written. She knows what I’ve done.

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Lukabathon

The ship is my: Erm did someone say guilty OT3?

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: It doesn’t work but that’s why it works, if you get what I mean. I think Tabatha and Lukas would be far happier with the arrangement than Simon would, because they’re both a lil bit poly but Simon is very much a ‘no-sharing’ kinda guy. Except occasionally. And I think that it would turn into constant fighting between Simon and Lukas with Tabatha in the middle trying her best to hold them all together. The sex would be phenomenal though.

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TABATHON :D

The ship is my: Bread and butter. Like there’s other stuff that I enjoy too, but at the end of the day, there’s only one OTP for me and it’s our babies.

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: No but like where do I even begin with these two? I feel kinda bad because initially I started shipping it before you even started writing as Simon and it kinda got thrown at you which I feel a bit strange about looking back, but idec because it’s just so cute and they compliment each other so well. Like they might as well be married at this point. And I love the fact that they’ve just been so good for each other even though they’re so different. Don’t get me started because I won’t stop, you KNOW how much I love this ship.

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

“You’re not like other girls.” Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

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   “Then we have more in common than you might think.”

   “Well, I’ve heard that it killed the cat, but I’ve also heard that said cat was brought back by satisfaction. Depends on which version you’re told.”

“That’s about right.” She smirked faintly.

“Well, you know what they say curiosity can do… I’d be careful, if I were you.”