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「 RP MEME : TO AND FROM INJURED AND DYING MUSES . 」 * change pronouns as needed. [ my / your ] is dependent on the receiver.
TO AN INJURED MUSE :
‘ shit! ’
‘ here, i need to put pressure on the wound. ’
‘ hang on. we’re going to be okay. ’
‘ we’ve got to keep moving! ’
‘ someone help me over here! ’
‘ it’s okay–– i’m going to call an ambulance. ’
‘ i’m going to get you out of here! ’
‘ oh god. there’s so much blood. ’
‘ stay still. just stay still. ’
‘ don’t try to get up. ’
TO A DYING MUSE :
‘ don’t you leave me! ’
‘ stay with me, __. ’
‘ breathe! come on! ’
‘ how long do you have? ’
‘ NO! ’
‘ i’m losing you.’
‘ i’m not ready for you to go yet. ’
‘ it’s not your time! ’
‘ there’s still so many things i want to do with you.’
‘ i’m not leaving you, i promise. ’
FROM AN INJURED MUSE :
‘ it’s nothing big. ’
‘ i promise i’m fine.’
‘ just let me… sleep it off. ’
‘ i don’t want you to worry, but… ’
‘ it looks worse than it feels. ’
‘ do you think it’s infected? ’
‘ give me that gauze. ’
‘ no, i’m not stopping the mission now.’
‘ i’m seeing this thing through. ’
‘ stitch me up, will you? ’
FROM A DYING MUSE :
‘ don’t forget me, alright? ’
‘ shhh. it’s okay, now. ’
‘ i’m just glad that you’re here with me. ’
‘ i could’ve done so much more! ’
‘ i don’t want to go. ’
‘ go on without me. ’
‘ don’t leave me.’
‘ it’s getting real dark over here… ’
‘ i wanted to do everything in the world with you. ’
‘ i… love you.’
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Omega: Vandekirian... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Vandekirian: Your text told me to satanize the lab before you returned.
Omega: ...
Omega: I wrote sanitize.
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Send me “Ahem!” to catch my muse without a shirt on
Alternatively, send “Hey!” for my muse to catch yours without a shirt on!
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** villain / hero sentence starters
VILLAIN
�� every story needs a hero and a villain. ”
“ this is going to be a little uncomfortable. ”
“ do you know what i've done ? what i would do again if given the chance ? ”
“ i can't stop. it's what i am. “
“ they hate what they cannot control. ”
“ the only difference between a hero and a villain, is who’s telling the story. ”
“ i have my reasons for being this way. ”
“ your death will mean nothing to them. ”
“ kill me. go on, i dare you. ”
“ i don’t think you’ve got it in you. you’re like a little dove, never wanting to get your hands dirty. ”
“ what do i want ? i want to see the world burn. i want to see a new world born from it’s ashes. ”
“ one day i will kill you. and you can be safe in the knowledge that you will have deserved it. ”
“ fate is an excuse for people who are too stupid or too weak to make their own future. ”
“ let you go ? do you really think i’m that stupid ? ”
“ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ”
“ ask me if i give a crap. ”
“ you’re playing my game now. ”
“ tell me; would you kill to save a life ? ”
“ what’s more important to you ? their life or your reputation ? ”
HERO
“ people will never bleed enough to fulfil your vision of justice. ”
“ i will never turn my back on people who need me. ”
“ i don’t need to be saved. ”
“ rebellions are built on hope. ”
“ i will win. that’s what heroes do. ”
“ i don’t have to prove anything to you. ”
“ you can’t always be strong, but you can always be brave. ”
“ i will catch you. i will bring you to justice. ”
“ once there is blood on your hands, they will never be clean. ”
“ don’t carry the world upon your shoulders. ”
“ you don’t need a reason to save people. ”
“ i’m not a hero. ”
“ we will win. ”
“ there’s no escape this time. ”
“ i really don’t want to fight. ”
“ if it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it ? ”
“ i’ll admit, this looks bad. ”
“ i’m proud of what i am. ”
“ i know my value. ”
“ you’re wrong about them ! ”
“ let them go. they have nothing to do with this fight. ”
“ it’s not too late to change. i can help you. ”
“ killing me will not end this. ”
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Luvis: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Peylix: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Luvis about Peylix's essay: It fucking sucks.
Peylix: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Peylix: I. Am. InvincaaaaaBLE
Peylix: *breaks foot tripping on rug*
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Reblog if your muse has had a near death experience.
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Send "Blank mind" for a situation where my muse doesn't remember anything.
They don’t remember your muse, nor who they are. They can’t recall what happened, what’s their favorite meal or special abilities that they have (if they have any).
How you’re muse will help them to remember? Or maybe they will use it as an opportunity to get benefit from my muse? Watch my muse discovering themselves and the world anew.
P. S. This is great for first interactions. (It’s a completely fresh start + you can develop a strong bond between muses).
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PROMPTS FOR FRENEMIES, ENEMIES TO LOVERS AND REFORMED VILLAINS
❝ so is that a ‘no’ to solving this with murder…? ❞
❝ look i said i’d help you let’s not make a big thing out of it. ���
❝ i’m only helping you to make sure you don’t fuck it up. ❞
❝ okay, i’m just gonna nod and pretend to get this whole moral high ground speech you’re giving me so we can move on. ❞
❝ i know you can be so much more than this. ❞
❝ would you just stop treating me like something you’re trying to fix? ❞
❝ don’t get any weird ass ideas, i’m just here cause we want the same thing. ❞
❝ why do you do that? every time i think we’re getting somewhere you shut down and do something stupid to try push me away again. ❞
❝ see the thing about your plan is, it’s not gonna fucking work. let me do this my way. ❞
❝ i’m only saying this once so don’t ever bring it up again, but i actually like having you around. you challenge me. i like that. ❞
❝ stop posturing and just let me help you. ❞
❝ we do work well together, but i don’t belong here any more than you belong where i do. ❞
❝ okay, i’m sick of you acting like i’ve somehow had it easier than you. ‘cause i haven’t. i just choose not to be a dick about my shit. ❞
❝ you make me want to be better. sometimes that feels good, but a lot of the time…i feel like it’ll never be enough. ❞
❝ i never asked you to change, why can’t you just accept how i am too? ❞
❝ i know you can be better—i’ve seen you be better than this! ❞
❝ why does it matter so much to you what i choose to be? ❞
❝ actually, i think we rub off on each other quite well. ❞
❝ okay if you smile at me like that one more time i’m going home you smug little shit. ❞
❝ no— don’t start. i’m here, i’m making an effort. ❞
❝ you’ve got quite the mean streak in you, haven’t you? i’m impressed. ❞
❝ wow, i didn’t think you knew how to be selfish. ❞
❝ well, i didn’t think you knew how to be selfless. ❞
❝ i have a lot of regrets. and if i’m honest, i envy you. you alway seem so sure of what is or isn’t right. ❞
❝ if you would just let me speak for a moment you’d see we’re on the same side here. ❞
❝ if you tell anyone about last night, i’ll cut your tongue off. ❞
❝ alright, so we kissed. don’t get so bent out of shape about it. ❞
❝ are you ashamed? about being with me? ❞
❝ it’s not that i don’t want anyone to know about us, i just don’t think they’d understand. ❞
❝ i think you like being around me ‘cause you don’t quite have to be so uptight as you do with all your little friends. ❞
❝ i can’t seem to stay away from you. ❞
❝ alright, okay—we’ll do this your way. but i can’t promise there won’t be mild complaining. ❞
❝ i said i’m fine. go find someone who actually likes your fussing. ❞
❝ careful there, someone might think you’re actually starting to care. ❞
❝ it’s fine, you wouldn’t be—well, you, if you could do something like this. that’s why i’m here isn’t it? ❞
❝ you brought me along because i can do things you can’t handle. so just let me do my part then, yeah? ❞
❝ no, lets find another way. ❞
❝ someday, you’re gonna have to learn there isn’t always another way. there isn’t always a right answer. ❞
❝ before i met you, i used to understand where i stood on everything. now it’s all…mixed up. ❞
❝ the world has never been black and white, you’re just starting to see the grey for the first time. ❞
❝ you don’t have to do this, let me do it for you. ❞
❝ no, we’ll do this together. ❞
❝ i’m not heartless, you know. i just don’t see the point in wearing it on my sleeve all the time. ❞
❝ i don’t think you’re weak, by the way. in fact, in some ways you have strengths i’d never be able to possess. ❞
❝ just because i don’t do things the way you do doesn’t mean i’m wrong. ❞
❝ i do trust you. you’ve earned that. ❞
❝ oh god, don’t look at me like that. i’d rather you just be angry than do the whole disappointed face. ❞
❝ i didn’t let you down, i don’t answer to you! ❞
❝ why can’t you just try to have a little hope? ❞
❝ i may live to regret saying this, but i agree with you actually. ❞
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&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( an assortment of smut / nsfw implied dialogue prompts with not so explicit language. feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜
❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜
❛ how badly do you want me? ❜
❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜
❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜
❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜
❛ you look good like this. ❜
❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜
❛ i’m not jealous. ❜
❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜
❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜
❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜
❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜
❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜
❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜
❛ take off your clothes. ❜
❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜
❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜
❛ is this okay? ❜
❛ you know you love me. ❜
❛ i want you to feel good. ❜
❛ i want this. ❜
❛ come back to bed. ❜
❛ you’re such a tease. ❜
❛ want me to model these for you? ❜
❛ we have to make this quick. ❜
❛ what are you looking at? ❜
❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜
❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜
❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜
❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜
❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜
❛ this is a one time thing. ❜
❛ you know where to find me. ❜
❛ did i say you could stop? ❜
❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜
❛ i want to see you. ❜
❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜
❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜
❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜
❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜
❛ you’re really good at that. ❜
❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜
❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜
❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜
❛ tell me what you want. ❜
❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜
❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜
❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜
❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜
❛ what if i hurt you? ❜
❛ you won’t hurt me. ❜
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Some Non-Human Sentence Starters
“W-What are you?”
“You monster.”
“Hideous, isn’t it?”
“You were never supposed to find out.”
“What sort of demon are you?!”
“Don’t look!”
“Why do you have horns now?”
“Um… are you supposed to shed feathers…?”
“Your shadow doesn’t match your body, you know?”
“Y-You should take a look in the mirror…”
“If you want to see a monster, take a good look at yourself.”
“You just- jumped in and grew scales!”
“Are you supposed to be this… cold?”
“Ow! Your hands are scalding!”
“What happened to your face?”
“What’s happening to you?”
“I… have something to show you…? “
“Please don’t be scared…”
“Are you supposed to have a tail or is there some sort of weird shenanigans I should know about?”
“I thought you were kidding when you kept calling yourself a __!”
“Did… did you know your eyes glow in the dark?”
“You have an impressive set of teeth.”
“Oh my god you’re a __!”
“You’ve lied to me all this time?”
“I-it’s not what you think-!”
“Why are there claw marks along the doorways?”
“You want to see how I really am?”
“Please don’t kill me!”
🐲+ your own!
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