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Y'all really liked the anatomy of punching a character in the face would you want one on idk kicking too? ooh or stabbing someone in the neck or knocking someone out

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"should we tell authors on ao3 when we have discord conversations about their fics" i don't speak for everyone here but if y'all ever find a group chat discussing my fics you can should must and WILL send me screenshots of the whole damn thing. inflate my ego. gimme

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Had to make a meme to describe me currently

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Adding these to the list.

10 Non-Lethal Injuries to Add Pain to Your Writing

While lethal injuries often take center stage, non-lethal injuries can create lasting effects on characters, shaping their journeys in unique ways. If you need a simple way to make your characters feel pain during a scene, here are some ideas: 

Sprained Ankle

A common injury that can severely limit mobility, forcing characters to adapt their plans and experience frustration as they navigate their environment.

Rib Contusion

A painful bruise on the ribs can make breathing difficult and create tension, especially during action scenes, where every breath becomes a reminder of vulnerability.

Concussion

This brain injury can lead to confusion, dizziness, and mood swings, affecting a character’s judgment and creating a sense of unpredictability in their actions.

Fractured Finger

A broken finger can complicate tasks that require fine motor skills, causing frustration and emphasizing a character’s dependence on their hands.

Road Rash

The raw, painful skin resulting from a fall can symbolize struggle and endurance, highlighting a character's resilience in the face of physical hardship.

Shoulder Dislocation

This injury can be excruciating and often leads to an inability to use one arm, forcing characters to confront their limitations while adding urgency to their situation.

Deep Laceration

A cut that requires stitches can evoke visceral imagery and tension, especially if the character has to navigate their surroundings while in pain.

Burns

Whether from fire, chemicals, or hot surfaces, burns can cause intense suffering and lingering trauma, serving as a physical reminder of a character’s past mistakes or battles.

Pulled Muscle

This can create ongoing pain and restrict movement, providing an opportunity for characters to experience frustration or the need to lean on others for support.

Tendonitis

Inflammation of a tendon can cause chronic pain and limit a character's ability to perform tasks they usually take for granted, highlighting their struggle to adapt and overcome.

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Lol! 😂 I need to watch that again.

wow what a fine establishment! the constant screaming is a bit concerning but their beetroots are a real killer let me tell you, yum yum! i advice everyone to go and try it for themselves

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Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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Second completed fic! Let’s go for three!

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Second completed fic! Let’s go for three!

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🤣

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

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A zombie virus has spread across the globe, infecting Quirks and their users and turning them into undead beings.

Quirkless Quirkologist, Izuku Midoriya, survives in post-apocalypse Japan with Eri, a young girl he saved from a Yakuza gang known as the Shie Hassaikai.

With his knowledge of Quirks and adapting them into technology, he hopes her Quirk could be the key to saving the human race. He has to figure out how to turn this complicated Quirk into a cure all while dealing with the dangers of this post-apocalyptic world, the Yakuza looking for Eri, and his former UA associates snapping at his heels.

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Something I’m always kicking myself for forgetting is I don’t have to be linear with my writing. Chapter 3 or 10 first? Okay.

Then the chapters themselves, specifically when I’m stuck on a scene. I can be putting brackets with a quick note of what happens and move on to the next scene afterwards if I’m stuck. First draft is suppose to be a bunch of word vomit, can clean it up after in the next draft.

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so was on ao3 recently

I'm still kind of new to the comments stuff, but the author replied to my comment and like, is it normal to feel this much joy over it? like, I'm acting as if my crush just texted me back.

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Chapters: 51/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Eri (My Hero Academia), Bakugou Katsuki, Akaguro Chizome | Stain, Sensei | All For One, Snipe (My Hero Academia), Nezu, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), U.A. Faculty (My Hero Academia), Uraraka Ochako, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Original Characters Additional Tags: Zombie Apocalypse, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Aged-Up Character(s), Aged-Up Midoriya Izuku, Aged-Up Bakugou Katsuki, Gun Wielding Midoriya Izuku, Scientist Midoriya Izuku, Pro Hero Bakugou Katsuki, Nice Bakugou Katsuki, Animals With Quirks (My Hero Academia), Nedzu Being an Asshole (My Hero Academia), Manipulative Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Scary Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Confident Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Smoking, Alcohol, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse, Not Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Heroes to Villains, BAMF Uraraka Ochako, Protective Uraraka Ochako, Sadistic Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Smart Midoriya Izuku, Apocalypse, Kirishima Eijirou Has One For All Quirk, Protective Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Mess, LITERALLY, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne Lives, Eri Needs a Hug (My Hero Academia), Midoriya Izuku is Not a Hero, U.A. is a University (My Hero Academia), Original Character(s) Summary:

A zombie virus has spread across the globe, infecting Quirks and their users and turning them into undead beings.

Quirkless Quirkologist, Izuku Midoriya, survives in post-apocalypse Japan with Eri, a young girl he saved from a Yakuza gang known as the Shie Hassaikai.

With his knowledge of Quirks and adapting them into technology, he hopes her Quirk could be the key to saving the human race. He has to figure out how to turn this complicated Quirk into a cure all while dealing with the dangers of this post-apocalyptic world, the Yakuza looking for Eri, and his former UA associates snapping at his heels.

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Chapters: 66/66 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Original Character(s), Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Original Characters, Midoriya Inko, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Eri (My Hero Academia), Kaminari Denki, Yaoyorozu Momo, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Masaru, Shinsou Hitoshi, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Nedzu (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Confident Midoriya Izuku, Mercenaries, Original Character(s), Kirishima Eijirou Has One For All Quirk, Bakugou Katsuki Has One for All Quirk, Pro Hero Bakugou Katsuki, Pro Hero Kirishima Eijirou, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Has A Gun, Aged-Up Midoriya Izuku, Aged-Up Character(s), Aged-Up Bakugou Katsuki, Gun Wielding Midoriya Izuku, mercenary au, Soldier Midoriya Izuku, Sick Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Izuku-centric, Angry Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Gay Kirishima Eijirou, Gay Bakugou Katsuki, Mercenary Izuku Midoriya, Mercenary Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Complete, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Feral Midoriya Izuku, Corrupt Hero Public Safety Commission (My Hero Academia), Midoriya Izuku is Not a Hero Summary:

A chance encounter with a Mercenary leader presented Izuku Midoriya with two choices: Continue living as a Quirkless runt society had rejected with no chance of getting into the heroics course, or become a mercenary once of age and take on the threats governments will happily sign off on.

Joining Phoenix Corp shortly after turning eighteen, Izuku spent eight years out of his home country getting his hands dirty doing other peoples work. All the while hoping he’d never have to go back to Japan.

Saying ‘never’ only taunts the strings of fate.

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