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[bluejay-stuntman]

I promise, I will!! I would never leave without telling you. Unless, well, I want to surprise you- BUT THAT ISNT THE POINT

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

I THOUGHT I DID!! BUT THEN I CHECKED MY PHONE AND I REALIZED THAT I NEVER DID AND THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY YOU MAKING A TUMBLR ACCOUNT, SO NOW WE’RE HERE

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

MARU INVITED ME TO GIVE A LITTLE SHOW AND YKNOW— I CANT DENY A FAN!! BUT THEN SOME OF THEM WERE CALLED IN FOR A FIRE SO NOW IM WAITING UNTIL THEYRE DONE.

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

Piston….Park…?

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

WOAH *is entertained*

YES! ITS WORKING! *entertains you*

[bluejay-stuntman]

IM NOWHERE WHERE I COULD GET MYSELF KILLED

I think-

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

DAWWWW

THANK YOU KEIII

Names Bluejay!! Nice to meet ya!

I’m stuntman and entertainer, but I’ve found to enjoy my time in Propwash Junction. So that’s where I can I home. I live with my dense husband (/aff love ya baby <3), Cove.

If you have any questions for me, ask away! I’d be happy to answer them ;)

And if any of my sisters found this blog, no you did not.

[bluejay-stuntman]

Hello, my name is Cove.

I run my own tour guide business here in Propwash Junction, and my idiotic husband (/aff, ??? Is that how these work?) BlueJay is our local stuntman.

If you have a questions, feel free to ask and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Just be mindful and mature.

Anyways that’s it, hope you enjoy your time on this blog (somehow).

[bluejay-stuntman]

Ummmmmmmm

Nowhere important, my love

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

Oh, when has being in the general public ever stop me? Or us for that matter?

Might I remind you that time at Dusty’s party?

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

🗣️🗣️

Man, fuck Cad Spinner

Fuck his chicken strips

[bluejay-stuntman]

I can practically hear the deadpan with each word. But yes, much better.

Such a good boy, you are ;)

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

Names Bluejay!! Nice to meet ya!

I’m stuntman and entertainer, but I’ve found to enjoy my time in Propwash Junction. So that’s where I can I home. I live with my dense husband (/aff love ya baby <3), Cove.

If you have any questions for me, ask away! I’d be happy to answer them ;)

And if any of my sisters found this blog, no you did not.

[bluejay-stuntman]

OOF, my love you wound me. Can’t even give me a proper hello? I thought you cared

Well well well, what’s a lovely plane like you doing all by yourself on the internet ;)

BlueJay I know that’s you, you’re a fucking coward for going anonymous.

[bluejay-stuntman]

hi bluejay!! what’s your favorite stunt to do? :)

Hey there little dude!!!

My favorite stunt… that’s a hard one! They’re all pretty good. My favorite have to be the dangerous ones, yknow? The ones where they keep you on the edge of your bumper! Though, been cutting it back a little. I don’t want to give Cove a heart attack… again