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Hey if a guy could help a girl out and choke her she'd be happy
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I am fairly certain that I just at a lot of tinfoil
Ok maybe I did
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WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME A LIFE
Thank you for coming to this Ted talk
#comic#shitpost#i have no idea#brain#bad#savage words#idiot#idiot sandwich#american idiot#these idiots#idiots in love
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@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am
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"Ordering dominos,falling asleep,walking up at 3am to eat the rest of the pizza while crying on the kitchen floor "
-me high as fu** on a Tuesday
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Is it just me or do people sit in their towel for like 30 minutes after the shower or........
#shitpost#shower#a pale tour named death#towelhanger#bath towels#wrapped in a towel#wet towel#hair#haha#sitting
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I am not gay but if a girl wants to meet me behind the orange tube slide and make out I'm down.
#gurl#girl#girlswholikegirls#gaylife#imagine#dreams#i am screaming#i am so tired#i am crying#i am trash#i am a fool#i am a dumbass#i am a failure#i am a loser#i am a girl
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I kinda want a boyfriend, maybe because I really just want some one to slam me on to a table
#the untamed#dark#daddy#boyfriend#boy#help a girl out#please help#send help#microsoft helpline#send her good vibes#send hepl
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