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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

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fr, like no ones going to be judging your email like you think they are.

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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Hannibal and Will taking a romantic walk in Florence

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The most whore thing George Bell did was say "I can not in good conscience preform vivisections on our children" and then go and preform vivisections on children

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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

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they should make a skin picking that’s good for you

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Sobbing u controllably. Can’t wait for the next part. Screambing

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GUYS HE’S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE?!?

I MENTIONED AQUARIUMS ONCE AND HE DECIDED TO TAKE ME?!?

WE SEND PICS IF OUR CATS AND PETS BACK AND FOURTH?!?

HES FANTASTIC WITH CHILDREN!!?

HES RESPECTFULLY AND THANKS DOOR HOLDERS!!??

HE’S REALLY HOT AND PRETTY AND ADORABLE?!???

HE INVITED MY STUPID ASS TO A PROFESSIONAL ASS MINECRAFT SERVER?!??

HE GAVE ME BONES!!!!!!!

I’m deceased.

(Since I accidentally found his tumblr, and incidentally his deepest darkest secretes, I thought I’d go on a little romantic rant myself.)

(I’m seriously in a fanfic trope rn. Or a gay romance)

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Y'know that quote about "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room"

Also applies to queerness and neurodivergency

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nothing funnier than the shock on someone's face when they try to be condescending to you about your autism & fail miserably. i was in a course and the instructor said something so extremely bigoted it was a genuine safety risk so i raised my hand and when he called on me i very calmly took him to task about it and then a few classmates backed me up and he backpedaled so all in all it worked out.

later one of my colleagues approached me in private and said, "hi. i know you've said that sometimes with your autism it can be difficult to read a room and know when it's appropriate to have certain discussions so i just wanted to tell you that the issue you brought up in class earlier, well, it wasn't the time. you could have waited to talk to the instructor after class or emailed him. it sorta caused a scene, and i know you don't mean to. : )"

i laughed and said, "yes i did. i confronted him about it in front of everyone because what he said needed to be challenged in front of everyone. it would've been dangerous for people to leave today believing what he said with no other points of view."

and my colleague looked SO shocked. he said, "oh! well, huh. okay!"

he really heard an autistic person calmly and succinctly articulate an argument about human rights and thought, "well that must be a mistake."

💀💀💀

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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the hottest thing a man can do is yearn

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First from a series of historical inspired stickers with Stardew valley specialty fruits 💛

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yes, hannibal would listen to pretentious classical music. HOWEVER. in the canon of the show, he would have been a teenager in the 80s. please take a moment to imagine hannibal lecter: number one tears for fears stan.