Juste une weeb qui passe trop de temps sur les fanfictions et pratique la sorcellerie païene
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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I just need a scene where Fire Lord Zuko has been kidnapped and taken to sea. Katara shows up to rescue him and beats up the baddies, then walks slowly over to Zuko, leans down by his ear, and
Katara: don't worry
Zuko: stop
Katara: I'll save you from the pirates
Zuko: please leave me here to die
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Rereading Young Avengers and forgot how freaking hilarious this series is. Here are some moments I can't stop thinking about:
America chavez having lunch with kid Loki and punching him through a wall.
America saying she "doesn't run," while actively running and holding onto Kid Loki by just his ankle.
Five comics later, America goes back to the restaurant, and-- as the waitress is telling her she's not allowed in (because of her wall breaking habits)-- quickly responds, "Wall has patched up great."
When Prodigy says, "Don't cross their event horizons" and America replies, "The Laws of Physics can kiss my ass."
Billy yelling, "after we save my boyfriend" and Kate replying "... and David..."
America saying, "I'm good for two more kicks. One to get us home and one to take off your head," to K. Loki (fair)
Billy's email being actualwizard666
Teddy defending the YA by saying they did nothing wrong, then adding, "All America is guilty of is bad taste."
KL asking what network Leah is on because the "carrier reception is impressive."
America telling Kate to "save your midlife crisis for the after party," after Kate realizes she'll be 21 soon.
Billy telling Loki that Scott Pilgrim the book was better than the movie. To which Loki replies "isn't it always?"
Noh-Varr 'breaking up' with Kate in the middle of a world ending battle because "Oubliette may be psychotic and immoral but she is the girl of my dreams." To which Kate just looks at him and says, "I'd have respected you if you said you were doing it for an extra pair of hands."
America saving Loki's life and immediately brushing it off bc she definitely doesn't care about him in any way shape or form.
Kate asking America how she looks and America saying "like a princess, princess." 😚😚😚
Noh-Varr having a crisis about his taste in women.
Tommy being the best and David basically kissing everyone.
The classic. Amazing. Beautiful. "Princess, I've seen the way you look at me. You're not that straight."
All the young Avengers artwork and pictures and little details.
Anyway yeah. Just wanted to gush about them.
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Uh. Am I the only one who cannot log on Ao3 ?
Like I can still read from the search page I was on but can't log....
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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Guys, I have to tell you that I have succefully graduated from reading fic on my bed to reading fic at work to finally reading fics on the treadmill at the gym.
I don't think there is now a single place that is safe from me reading smut about whatever character I'm obsessed with.
I've mastered the art.
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need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"
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During your interview, they ask you what special abilities you have. Spin this wheel TWICE to get your answer.
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sorry I got mad about the way a fictional tv character was treated. it’ll happen again
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pLoRn
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
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*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
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Should I be worried
i made a quiz that will tell you which iconic female character in literature you are! there are 30+ options and no pop culture or song lyric questions. reblog with your result :3
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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.
I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)
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Tim: Do you think Alfred is pregnant? Alfred looks pregnant.
Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Drake! First of all she has been spayed, second of all she has never had sexual intercourse.
Tim: You let her roam the manor grounds on her own, how are you so sure?
Damian: because I made sure every tom in the neighborhood knows I will defend her honour with my sword!
Jason, who has only just started to come back to the manor and does not know about Alfred the cat, overhearing this:
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