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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
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i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow
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varric nation how are we feeling
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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
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we all got that one mutual that's a middling pseudointellectual
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i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed
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Neil Newbon as Dracula & SungWon Cho as Richter Belmont in Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania 🦇
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When I was a kid me and my friends liked to play this game we called “absurd cheatcodes” in which one of us would just start making up convoluted steps for a video game cheatcode on the spot. Like, one of us would say something like “how to unlock Luigi in Mario 64” and the other one would start going like “well first of all you have to beat the game exactly 1000 times in a row without killing a single goomba. Then you have to take your cartridge out, put on Mario Kart instead and beat it 1000 times without slipping on a single banana peel. And then you put in Mario 64 again and-“ Basically just improv when you think about it.
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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]
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gertrude
[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]
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Now imagine having a surgery in the middle of a genocide. Omar's brother needs surgery for an enlarged liver and he needs $700 in 13 hours. They won't do the surgery without the money and he has already had to postpone it once due to lack of funds. The doctors say he may not survive postponing it again.
Omar has asked me to collect the money for him through paypal and then send it to him. His friend who is giving him money through paypal does not want their paypal posted publicly.
I'm committing $100 to the fund, and will try to make up the difference, but he is severely low on funds. Please donate. I want to help him, but do not have $500 to give to make up the difference
paypal.me/xanadoodle
$225.31/700
I have another post about this as well which offers art in exchange for donations
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(minecraft parody voice) I am mining... There are no chunks of land... You are digging down with me... Hand in uncraftable hand and I hope you mine... I hope we both mine...
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don’t give up guys Bernie can still win this
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