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theres not a single goddamn person god can create whos worth staying with instead of transitioning
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the euphemistic nonsensical phrasing of transphobia constantly gets me. like I know it's just bad faith bullshit, but just the implication of an EMT needing to do karyotype testing before treating someone is so absurd it feels like the premise of an over the top satirical comedy sketch about transphobia
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You better promise that Mister! Or you can kiss that Knighthood goodbye and be (my) a Stay at Home House-Wife!
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little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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Playing terraria with some friends and referring to going and getting ores and materials as "getting goodies and yum yums." I also caught myself saying "I'm getting boo-boos and owies" upon taking a lot of damage at once
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