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I've said it once and I'll say it again:

Slime with robot components.

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Thinking of opening YCH commissions this week <3

Money is very tight for the season. I will release some pose sketches this week. Probably will have them be $20~, let me know what you guys think <3 I'll also add options for them to be coloured, and yes, this is your opportunity to get some bellied-up ladies if that's your thing!

(YCH = Your Character Here. Pre-made poses that I will draw your characters of choice over. Proportions, limbs, etc. will be changed to accommodate characters)

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congratulations! you made too much noise and woke me up way too early! you win a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Pool of Acid resort located in sunny My Stomach

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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washings you

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sobbing

i've been thinking about this reblog for two days with a completely serious face, trying to figure out what it's about. And it wasn't until today the realisation came to me xd

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✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

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I’m very happy to be food ;3

amazing comm I got from @creeprot

I EILL NOT BE NORMAL OVER THIS FOR A VERY VERY VEYR LONG TIME

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I WANT MORE ROBOT VORE PLEASE AND THANK YOU…. I want to be biofuel for a robot….

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Come, let’s be freaks together

This is literally my own blog where my posts are ultimately for me first and foremost, but I still feel so nervoussss, like what if I get Too Gross and everyone thinks I'm Weird. Like yeah sure I tag all my kinky shit so it can be filtered but what if I'm too much of a freak.

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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You chose the path of most resistance, he's not easy to break 😇

How it works:

5 likes = eats a cluster of grapes

1 reblog: eats a bread roll

Ko-fi donation (per $5): drinks a tall glass of wine

(Ko-fi link: https://ko-fi.com/axolynne )

Thank you to everyone who participates, I will release weekly updates until the end of December <3

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You chose the path of most resistance, he's not easy to break 😇

How it works:

5 likes = eats a cluster of grapes

1 reblog: eats a bread roll

Ko-fi donation (per $5): drinks a tall glass of wine

(Ko-fi link: https://ko-fi.com/axolynne )

Thank you to everyone who participates, I will release weekly updates until the end of December <3

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predators are more conflict-averse than prey - a herbivore can get into a territorial dispute, get gored by a horn, and spend the next while weakened but still easily able to regain its strength from grass and tubers or whatever. a hunter that gets scratched by prey it still manages to kill might not be able to get a kill afterwards, and slowly starve. an ambush predator will back down if you stare at it, but a plant-eater will try to kick you to death.