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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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i hate this fucking post bc it’s pretty obvious, at least to me, that it's about pedophilia/zoophilia/etc (which op confirmed before their blog was deleted btw). but people reblogging it are acting like it’s about gay sex or petplay or whatever. and i've seen people say they didn't realize it was about pedophilia/etc so i never know whether people are reblogging it because they are pro-pedophilia or because they're just pro-kink in general and didn't realize what it meant. and also. it’s not “what happens in someone’s head for 5 seconds” when it’s something you're actively, intentionally fantasizing about & also posting about online. both of those are way different from a passing thought. and it is not Literally 1984 Thoughtcrime to say any of that.

like, personally, i have not found pedophiles rapists zoophiles etc to be very kind people and i do not think they are good people. and i think intentionally fantasizing about that stuff is bad actually. shrug emoji.

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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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Pebbles sketches

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if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that

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Patron request

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I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh

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Feel like pure shit just want primary school PE parachute back

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I've said it once and I'll say it again:

Slime with robot components.

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Thinking of opening YCH commissions this week <3

Money is very tight for the season. I will release some pose sketches this week. Probably will have them be $20~, let me know what you guys think <3 I'll also add options for them to be coloured, and yes, this is your opportunity to get some bellied-up ladies if that's your thing!

(YCH = Your Character Here. Pre-made poses that I will draw your characters of choice over. Proportions, limbs, etc. will be changed to accommodate characters)

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congratulations! you made too much noise and woke me up way too early! you win a once-in-a-lifetime trip to Pool of Acid resort located in sunny My Stomach

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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washings you

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sobbing

i've been thinking about this reblog for two days with a completely serious face, trying to figure out what it's about. And it wasn't until today the realisation came to me xd

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✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

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