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daniel and ric nation being relevant enough still to get hate posts made about us rn is hilarious. y'all wish your faves had this kind of grip on everyone's balls.
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nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
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maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that's what life is all about.
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Dogboy, not in a puppy way, but a guy-raised-by-wolves scrappy fighter guard dog with a rare subservient streak way
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Sometimes he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

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he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.
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the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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