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gentle reminder than i’m More Present:tm: on @torrentide at the moment 👉👈

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"Hey guys! It's been a while. If you're looking for milday, I'm afraid... she's not here right now."

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the way i low key miss this blog o(-(

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therapist: dps barbara isn’t real she can’t hurt you dps barbara:

here is my barbara doing 75.5k damage, feat @blazinguard replies to threads / asks, expected sometime soon-ish

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rises from the ashes like a phoenix purely to tell the dash i’m not dead

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sweet summer rain

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𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (a  series  of  nonverbal  prompts .   mature  themes  present ,   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one who  posted  the  meme  -  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts .)

→     𝐈 .    GENERAL

❛   hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse . ❛   sit .   gesture  for  my  muse  to  sit  down . ❛   door .   hold  a  door  open  for  my  muse . ❛   tap .   tap  my  muse  on  the  shoulder  to  garner  their  attention . ❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink . ❛   cook .   present  my  muse  with  home - cooked  food . ❛   brush .   work  a  brush  /  comb  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   read .   silently  read  a  book  alongside  my  muse . ❛   hand .   hold  out  a  hand  for  my  muse  to  take . ❛   dressed .   help  my  muse  put  on  an  article  of  clothing . ❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] . ❛   amplify .   turn  up  the  music  in  the  car .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    ANGST

❛   patch .   help  my  muse  patch  up  a  wound . ❛   night terrors .   hold  my  muse  after  they  wake  up  from  a  nightmare . ❛   company .   silently  sit  with  my  muse  to  comfort  them. ❛   hospital .   my  muse  is  told  that  yours  is  in  the  hospital . ❛   revelation .   show  my  muse  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ❛   indulge .   find  my  muse  drinking  to  cope . ❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground . ❛   console .   comfort  my  muse  as  they  cry . ❛   nurse .   give  my  muse  company  in  the  hospital .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    AFFECTIONATE

❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  ❛   wrap .   wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse’s  [ shoulders  /  waist ] . ❛   caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face . ❛   tousle .   mess  playfully  with  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .    ❛   comb .   comb  fingers  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   grasp .   run  to  my  muse  &  jump  into  their  arms . ❛   lean .   lean  on  my  muse’s  shoulder . ❛   tender .   kiss  my  muse  on  the  [ forehead  /  cheek  /  nose ] . ❛   abrupt .   kiss  my  muse  out  of  the  blue . ❛   chaste .   chastely  kiss  my  muse . ❛   good morning .   kiss  my  muse  the  morning  after . ❛   volumes .   gaze  at  my  muse  in  a  way  that  silently  says  ‘i love you’ .

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    VIOLENT

❛   strike .   [ slap / punch ]  my muse in the face . ❛   gun .   wield  a  gun  at  my  muse . ❛   twist .   twist  my  muse’s  arm  behind  their  back . ❛   throttle .   aggressively  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   parch .   burn  my  muse  with  a  hot  object . ❛   take down .   forcefully  bring  my  muse  to  the  ground . ❛   gouge .   wield  a  sharp  object  at  my  muse . ❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards . ❛  stickup .   yell  at  my  muse  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air. ❛  shoot .   [ fatally  /  non-fatally ]   shoot  my  muse . ❛  stab .   stab  my  muse with a  [ knife / other object ].

→     𝐈𝐕 .    NSFW

❛   surprise .   send  an  unexpected  nsfw  image  to  my  muse . ❛   pin .   push  my  muse  against  a  [ wall,  table,  other ] . ❛   go down .   go  down  on  my  muse . ❛   choke .   intimately  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   belt loops .   pull  my  muse  closer  by  their  belt loops . ❛   skinny dipping .   go  skinny  dipping  with  my  muse . ❛   rip .   tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛   mark .   leave  a  mark  on  my  muse’s  body  [ specify where ] .

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aureateliege​:

@blazinguard​ | 💙‘d for a starter

Ayato’s stroll into the kitchen was an ominous surprise to those passed by him on the trip, no doubt. Especially so, given the prior notes he had received about his proclivity to attempt to assemble a meal all his own when hungry. So, as such, here he was: stubbornly at the source itself even if he cannot create his own concoction.

“ If you cannot think of what to make for dinner, might I suggest a hot pot game? ” Mischievous glint hidden behind composed expression, attention focused on the back of his dedicated housekeeper as they seemingly ruminated on just what dishes might sate the oh so hungry clan head and his sister tonight.

Far from a stranger to Lord Kamisato’s propensity to lark--the housekeeper took noticeable pause to eye him suspiciously. Thoma was nothing if not perceptive; he was sure Ayato’s request was exactly that: something bound to have his Chief Retainer making faces at the dinner table for his own delight, no doubt...Yet Thoma was more than willing to look past it. After a little consideration--

    “You know,” he started slowly, going back to mulling over the ingredients lining their shelves. “That doesn't sound like a bad idea.” Inazuma’s ‘fixer’ had a sharp eye for opportunity, and what Thoma saw here was a chance he could afford his two favorite people to unwind; the rare luxury of downtime-- “When was the last time the three of us had a bit of fun?" Undoubtedly warmed by the thought--the prospect alone was enough to make him perk right up. "Can’t say I was prepared for this...What are the stakes? If you want to make it interesting, I’ll have to run to the market!"

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the feral urge to make a non-serious taroumaru blog purely so i can get all the attention i want from other thoma blogs o(-(

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🍡🧋 ThomaTo

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if you’re on NA servers,,,, let’s b friends uwu  ♥  619444150

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might as well post this here too. cross posted from twitter

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that video of the lady crying that she can’t hug all the cats???? that’s the kind of drunk thoma would be you can’t change my mind.

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thoma in ayato’s story quest ♡

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milkteamedley​:

@blazinguard​ sent:

❝  do you want me to make the others leave?  or we could go,  get some fresh air.   ❞

The Kamisato estate was a lot busier lately.

With the borders open came a lot of changes. It may have been a relatively short amount of time they’d been cut-off from the outside world, but the way the other commissions were acting, you’d think they’d never seen an outlander in their life.

Which apparently meant they all needed to gather somewhere and have discussion after discussion about it.  And that place was, for no particular reason, the Yashiro Commission headquarters.

At this point, the others had gotten into the sake and were less-than-professional, though harmless.  Ayato wasn’t exactly afraid they’d hurt someone or cause property damage.  Still, it was absolutely exhausting.

“…I’d rather have them run out of steam and fall asleep here than in the middle of the trek back to the city,” he said.  “Yes, let’s just… step out for a bit.” He doubted Thoma would be missed, and they were still talking like Ayato was right there with them so they wouldn’t notice he was gone.

Between tending to their patrons and finishing up the last of his evening chores--Thoma could feel it; a steady shift in the atmosphere. One he anticipated the moment he handed off a glass tokkuri to another attendant to serve their company. Though initially it was no real cause for concern, the steady increase in noise across the estate gave rise to worry. It was only a matter of time before the ever-vigilant Thoma began to fret. Not over their guests, of course--but the lord commissioner himself. 

Much to his relief, it didn't take much convincing to get Ayato to join him under the pavilion where they might find a second of reprieve; a break in the noise he was hopeful the young lord might enjoy...Despite the chill of the nights wind. Thoma held his face to the breeze for a moment, thankful--in a way--to be away from the commotion in the estate.

    "You looked like you could use a breather," he said, feeling the corners of his mouth lift as he regarded the commissioner. Delighted though he was to be in the company of a friend, Thoma's concern would not be so easily assuaged; his smile didn’t quite make it to his eyes. "Are you alright? Can I get you anything?"

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this the kind of torment i’m subjected to at 4:20am by my close friend/s and honestly???? wouldn’t trade it for the world