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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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im LAME

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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

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Things that are also exercise:

Taking a walk

Dancing like an idiot in your kitchen

Making a bunch of weird poses with a broomstick

Intense gardening

Playing with your dog

Running from the chupacabra

Biking to work

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST THIS YESTERDAY AND GOT SO SIDETRACKED. For that asker that requested a Spare Crumb of Goat Content.....this is the first finished art I made of the goat, from months ago. I actually drew the goat the same night unholy alliance was announced, but that was during a hiatus so I never ended up posting it.

ANYWAY THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO TELL A LESHY KNUCKLEBONES STORY THAT HAPPENED AFTER I DREW THIS. I had him make an egg despite my firm belief he's an aroace king, I just wanted one baby from each bishop, and this motherfucker happened to be playing knucklebones when I summoned him to the mating tent. SO INSTEAD OF DOING THE FLIRTY ANIMATION HE WAS JUST THROWING FUCKING DICE AT AMDUSIAS?? AND IT WORKED????

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The wedding ritual done from two different eras, with two different spouses, and with two vastly different reactions from their god.

A little context for this

Some more context below

So my lamb didn't really grow up with a great idea of family. Just had the basic knowledge of two people who love each other, they get married and have babies. That's a family. But they didn't have a good example at the time.

So when the wedding ritual is introduced to them and they'd married off some couples, they wanted to know what the big deal was. So based on my actual first husband in the game, they picked a random follower to marry. Joobreno (rip I never brought him back). Marriage isn't so bad and it's a new form of affection for them so when they confide in TOWW, he responds with a God's perspective. Which kinda discourages them.

Many years after their 1st husband's passing, they give marriage another shot with a neat tiger, Hety, who actually courted them. He's very affectionate and passionate.

Which the lamb learns they kinda like.

... but when their God finds out, he doesn't like him at all. His lamb was fine without a husband, and these mortals just weren't worthy of their hand! Think of the risks they take, being vulnerable and trusting such a simple mortal with their heart! Having the audacity to court them and act like some equal! And he is so clingy and annoying, they should sacrifice him actually-

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favorite word?

Kilig 🥺

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@endomentendo no catfight cuz I'm sleepy but hehehe

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG

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new cast page! I figured out how to make a "slideshow" in CSS, i much prefer this over scrolling >v<

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Why is it that when Marinette makes no mistakes and does everything right, she's a Mary Sue

But when Marinette does make mistakes and acts like the teenager that she is, she's an evil unredeemable character?

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hello! I brought you some strawberries!

I hope you like them :) if you liked them reblog twice, otherwise reblog once

I know you don't say anything but what kind of fruits do you like?

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