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guess who played this game for the first time and then immediately played it again for her friends (and to 100% the game)

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Big promise im not dead, ive just been so distracted i forgot for a hot second i loved drawing lamb

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Animated my boy kanny based on abbie’s lil groove from mindwave,,, its cute…. I had to..

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SILU’S STILLBORN WEBCOMIC PART 1

Unorthodox apocalypse is a now abandoned comic project I worked on with some friends in 2023-2024 about a cultist team of cheerleaders lead by antichrist Barbie set in a mid-biblical apocalypse world in a town named “Craterview” on the ledge of crater lake. The stagnation of the apocalypse had consequences namely the presence of “beasts” and plunging the world in the shadow of god- so no “good” things/people and no creativity. The cultures of the 20th century seems to repeat over and over, ergo the 80s aesthetic despite it being 2285.

The town’s high schoolers are all divided into classic teen movie cliques and have decided to kill each other about it. Generally the cheer squad and the jocks are considered important enough to the town that they can’t get murdered in pure impunity but everyone else is on the table. The only nerds with any sort of manpower are the marching band who have organized themselves in a casi-military structure.

The cast’s main objective was to use the protagonist as a vessel to bring a demon into the material plane to fuel their magic bullshit. The tone was pretty crass a little edgy and very over the top. I still think of it fondly even if it didn’t go anywhere.

The members are paul, max, cain, evelyn, Pam, Jessica and judy. Their daily activities consists of turf wars, bullying, witchcraft, black mailing people, intimidation and lesbian situationships. Everyone listed sucks here.

The two main characters are Judy and Jessica.

Judy is a standoffish self serving asshole. She’s a “do anything to survive” type but also feels morally superior to everyone around her. She thinks hobbies and responsibilities are frivolous. She gets kicked off the marching band and is coerced into joining the cheerleaders. She spent her early childhood living in the woods with her hippie parents until her dad died, after this they moved back into town, so her family are sort of the town’s pariahs.

Within UA there’s an avatar cycle type thing but for the antichrist. What a sentence. Since the apocalypse never ended it kept being reborn. Jessica, unbeknownst to her, is one of those incarnations.

She’s mean and attention seeking manipulative and egocentric to a fault. She doesn’t have the complete range of human emotions. She had an evil scientist thing going on too. She’s my baby girl ❤️

Pam is Jessica’s childhood best friend and the biggest example of her negative influence.

She’s a self-in-forced Patrick Bateman type. She’s conniving and secretive. She likes to think of herself as a heartless mastermind but she’s just as stuck here as everyone else. She’d never admit it but the craving for Jessica’s approval is what lead her here.

She had a werewolf boyfriend too that was kinda fun.

Evelyn aka eve is a freshman and has a massive crush on Jessica. She’s the one who believes in the “message””” of their cult the most.

Cain’s an ex punk and dumb as a rock. loves to have fun only really joined cause she thought Jessie was hot. Had a thing with max ?

Max ! There’s way less content with her. She was supposed to be the straight man of the group. Shes what Judy aspires to be. She’s very gruff.

And lastly Paul. Paul fucking sucks. Ex-football team member. On paper he’s supposed to be “learning to respect women” but it’s really just his ex-captain trying to get him killed because he thinks he’s that annoying, something he’s completely oblivious to because he’s desperately pining for him. He’s the only one with a car so they HAVE to make him chauffeur them to wherever.

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SILU’S STILLBORN WEBCOMIC PART 2

The main locations are based around craterview, a town set on the edge of crater lake, Oregon. It’s a little bit like if you took a pilgrim settlement and dressed it up like a 1950s suburban neighborhood. Almost every citizen is comically evil.

The basement : The girls mainly hang out in the basement of Pam’s house.

I really wanted to get the mad scientist witch pink Barbie Malibu vibe across. It took a few tries but I still really love the final product.

The mall:

Dug through the side of mt Scott there is a living non euclidian mall that doubles as a small town. It’s mostly populated by monsters and is seemingly infinite.

The forest: mainly controlled by the marching band, it’s where most of the turf wars happen. There’s weirdly little animal life in the area.

The school: craterview high, go cougars ! It’s sort of falling apart and students die an unsustainable amount but there’s no other school in the region so suck it up.

Another location that was planned is a cabin on wizard island that they used to do their ritual.

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SILU’S STILLBORN WEBCOMIC PART 3

Another set of supporting characters that existed was the jocks ! Craterview is kind of like riverdale but on crack so they tend to resolve conflicts with neighboring settlements through high school level American football but the football team also has a bunch of other responsibilities that are less fun like helping law enforcement and getting drafted to every raiding other towns for resources.

My fav two members were Sal, the captain, and Whitney (werewolf) so there’s the most art of them. I do what I want. Sal had a prom queen/prom king lavender relationship type thing going on.

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SILU’S STILLBORN WEBCOMIC PART 4

Hoops or more commonly known as the garlic clown was Frankensteined to life by Jessica when she was in middle school and promptly abandoned. She’s now doing pretty well for herself by doing PSAs at the local school and teaching kindergarteners. She’s the only pure soul in this wretched world.

Romeo starts the story already dead. He was a theater kid I think ? He’s the reason why Judy gets excommunicated. They hung his decapitated head on the school gate.

Mr. Tsansar !! He’s prob my favorite side character. The entire town knows he’s vampire and he’s definitely eating people but the school was having so much trouble finding a math teacher no one does anything about it. There was gonna be an episode where they break into his house with a chainsaw or something.

The goths and their leader !! If I remember correctly she called herself dementia but her real name is marigold.

Some extras from the mall.

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siffrin steps on mirabelles organs like a cat and she dies the end

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Ok now some miscellaneous art I like from the concept folder

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i wish i was better at forming nice and more thoughtful posts abt characters bc . aggghh.flails in agony. mirabelle.

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Trying to read but failing miserably.

(My sona usually have clothes but I got lazy, i don't draw genitals on it cause meh, i don't care... It's easier to just draw the body lmao)

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feralbat au request

this was up on my patreon a couple months ago, now I'll post it here for. the Masses(?)

bonus:

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I'm constantly impressed at people's ability to stretch anything to fit an acronym, but it's extremely impressive how well that fits.

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Imagine

You're putting up new curtains in yours and Odile's bedroom. She walks in when you're done and you ask her what she thinks. She looks at you before walking to the window and taking them down, shoving the curtain-pole right through your chest saying "I hate them."

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass