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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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gouache study of beautiful ancient artifacts !

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the tapeworm that lives inside me writes the most beautiful poetry

it shares it with other tapeworms when it gets the chance

through bacteria and radio waves and by any means it can

its a very prolific tapeworm writer

i thought about getting rid of it but i overheard one of its poems,

"the human i live inside of writes the most beautiful poetry"

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DP slugs as Joar cats, or as bears. One detail that I really like about the original Joarcat is it's monkey legs, It's weird in a charming way

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Salmon season

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NES kris my beloved

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To all Tumblr users, please pay close attention and read this carefully.You won't find this in the news how people in Gaza are managing to buy food while prices are extremely high. Let me explain:Some people who have donation campaigns try to withdraw money from the bank. But when they attempt to withdraw $1,000, they receive only about $400 because of a 60% fee, due to the shutdown of all banks in Gaza.But more importantly 80% of people in Gaza don’t have donation campaigns, and they have no work, because Gaza has been turned into rubble.

Among those affected is one of my own families my brother’s family, and my two sisters’ families.Please, donate here

vetted by el-shab-hussein & fairuzfan

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if you have OCD that moralistic post it not about you. keep scrolling. i love you

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i love deltarune for a lot of reasons but i think a great one is that every gay group of kids looks just like that

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dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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Come follow me into the Dark

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Kris and Susie

& Lancer

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deer girl

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“sorry for being so weird, noelle. it was all some stupid prank”

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shed your velvet

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i just wanted to hear it again