bittyclinic

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anyone here like bitties ?

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men i would hold by the scruff of the neck & wash with dawn dish soap in the kitchen sink

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a sure fire way to get me to draw bitties is to pay me btw here are my commissions audible wink

WELCOME TO SNAFUBRAVADO !!!

HI im snafu i use he/him and pup/pups pronouns and i love trippy/weird/colorful/furry art =D

my commissions are OPEN ! i also have a ko-fi if you wanna throw me a few bucks, everything helps !

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Live

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Grabs you by the scruff

UNHAND ME YOU CRETIN

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Gives a grilled cheese to the corals. Doesn’t explain any further. Leaves

*The Corals smell it before they see it. One of their favorite foods of all time- grilled cheese! The striped lamias descend on the still-warm offering like ravenous wolves. Some of them are, in fact, howling with joy.

*Golden fangs sink into crispy, golden, buttered, toasted bread, tearing into the delicious crunch to free the ooey, gooey cheese trapped inside. The cheese pulls apart in perfect melty strings that stick to greedy little faces and hands.

*Even the Coral hatchlings are in on the grilled cheese action as Edgar supervises their snack attack, eye socket twitching as he sees them getting more cheese on them than in them. Ah well, that's what bath time is for!

*When the Corals have finished their grilled cheese goodness, not a single crumb remains. If you hadn't seen the event with your own eyes, you'd never believe a sandwich had existed at all!

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Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

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[me hwen i want more content of the bitties but IM the one who has to make it >=[ >=[ >=[ >=[ >='[

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I've been making a lot of soft boiled eggs for myself recently, and I thought it might be fun to give some of the bitties them to try since I believe many of them haven't tried them before!

Pictured here was the first bitty I tried, Maple really enjoyed himself... clearly. He got yolk EVERYWHERE and had to get a bath after, but I'm glad he had fun.

Who do you think I should give an egg to next?

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I've been making a lot of soft boiled eggs for myself recently, and I thought it might be fun to give some of the bitties them to try since I believe many of them haven't tried them before!

Pictured here was the first bitty I tried, Maple really enjoyed himself... clearly. He got yolk EVERYWHERE and had to get a bath after, but I'm glad he had fun.

Who do you think I should give an egg to next?

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you would not believe your jeans if 10,000 bitty beans

worlds shyest little creature

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[shout out to the person who just went thru this entire blog n gave me 50+ notes while i am not able to see them at all. ghost notifs]

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worlds shyest little creature

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the worlds most shy animal has just built up enough courage to sniff you

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[bitties are really just little autism creatures genuinely]