bitemykiss
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Hello I’m Daniel and I’d give up my entire leg for a chance at seeing the moon in person| xpinkcloudsummer | fake
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bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex
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hey your penpal here! i sent another message but i guess it didn't get to you :( it's okay though better late than never right? tell me what's your favorite game and why should everyone play it.
Hello penpal!! My favorite game is probably Skyrim just because the graphics are beautiful.
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I ate enough for a small army today and now I can’t move
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i forgot that i never introduced myself so i’m getting it out of the way now i’m tamino and thanks for looking at this photo
#wow!!! look at the love of my loaf!!#life too#have you ever laid eyes on a more beautiful human being#we’ve been together for basically forever at this point but im still in awe#i am so damn lucky#i can’t get over him#look!!!#hémérocalle#an absolute prince and the bane of my existence
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May the luck be with you and the rich men always be on your side.
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I’d love to personally thank everyone that’s just as excited as I am to be awake this morning.
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*checking my mood ring* it says im a fuckign dumbass
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