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Send “Oops” for your muse to catch mine in just a towel.

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✍️ redraw/study;

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SOFT ANGST STARTERS.

‘stay for me.’

‘what’s this between us?’

‘i don’t want your apology.’

‘you know i have feelings for you.’

‘yeah, i remember the drill.’

‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’

‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’

‘i don’t believe it.’

‘this is breaking my heart.’

‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’

‘what keeps you up at night?’

‘i wish you were here.’

‘i let you down.’

‘something strange happened here.’

‘you’re not safe here.’

‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’

‘we are not the same, and never will be.’

‘don’t touch me.’

‘is it my fault?’

‘i’m not like them.’

‘i forgot my name again.’

‘i don’t know who i am.’

‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’

‘are you still alive?’

‘i don’t like being told what to do.’

‘am i making you uncomfortable?’

‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’

‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’

‘where the hell are my friends?’

‘stop pretending life doesn’t terrify you.’

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friendly reminder that i don't care what your muse does to mine!! kiss them, fight them, throw a drink in their face, hold a knife to their throat.. you don't have to dm me for permission beforehand but please remember that my muse will react accordingly ♡♡ i think pushing limits and pushing buttons is a lot of fun but always keep in mind that they won't just sit there and take it, yanno?

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Kaveh Akbar, from “Personal Inventory: Fearless (Temporis Fila)”, Calling a Wolf a Wolf 

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❝You don't got a costume yet, either ? We should go shopping together ! ❞

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What Tarot Card are you?

the hanged man

does it make you feel better– taking all this blame? the world is heavy. does the weight on your shoulders envelop you? does it make you feel safe? why does the need for grounding outweigh your sinking feet? suspend yourself– tie yourself to something if you must. you have a wonderful gift. looking at the world through compound eyes is a test of empathy. you have the heart for it. do not sink below your eyes.

NUMBER: 12 UPRIGHT: pause, surrender, letting go, new perspectives REVERSED: delays, resistance, stalling, indecision

stolen from @nuravity

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❛  do you want to tell me about your day?  ❜ (bloomingtalent to canon Sasuke)

🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.

Hues glance aside to the heiress, a small pause. ❝No .❞ he answers blandly, eyes readjusted back to his book. He's been on the same page for the last few minutes not actually adorbing the text but just resting his eyes upon it as his mind races, but opening up is never his strong suit.

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WE DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT                                                   then fall with no grace.

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🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺. (  add " + " to reverse the action.  )

❛  do you want to tell me about your day?  ❜ ❛  here, you look like you're freezing.  ❜ ❛  i love you just the way you are, and i'm here to remind you of that whenever you need to hear it.  ❜ ❛  i promise i'll always be here if you need me.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could take away all your pain.  ❜ ❛  i'll stand by you, no matter what challenges may come our way.  ❜ ❛  i'm gonna make sure nothing bad will ever happen to you.  ❜ ❛  if you need a shoulder to lean on or someone to listen, i'm here.  ❜ ❛  if you need someone to talk to i'm always just one phone call away.  ❜ ❛  it's okay. i've got you. you're safe now.  ❜ ❛  it's okay to feel this way, we've all been there.  ❜ ❛  it's okay to lean on others for support occasionally.  ❜ ❛  just let me take care of you for a bit.  ❜ ❛  no matter what happens, you'll always have a place in my heart.  ❜ ❛  what do you need me to do to make you feel better?  ❜ ❛  you can always ask me for help if you need it.  ❜ ❛  you just relax and let me do the rest. you deserve a break.  ❜ ❛  you look like you could use a hug.  ❜ ❛  you're always taking care of me so no it's my turn to return the favor.  ❜ ❛  you're not alone in this. i'm here for you, no matter what.  ❜

[ blanket ] sender draping a blanket over receiver's shoulders [ breaths ] sender helping receiver to calm down by using breathing techniques [ compliment ] sender complimenting receiver to make them smile [ cry ] sender offering receiver a shoulder to cry on [ gift ] sender giving receiver a small gift [ hand ] sender holding receiver's hand while they're walking [ hug ] sender pulling receiver into a tight embrace [ injured ] sender helping an injured receiver with everyday tasks [ jokes ] sender trying to make receiver laugh [ kindness ] sender surprising receiver with random acts of kindness [ massage ] sender giving receiver a shoulder massage to tend to their sore muscles [ patterns ] sender drawing random patterns on receiver's skin [ pillow ] sender offering receiver to use them as a pillow [ scars ] sender gently tracing receiver's scars [ sick ] sender bringing a sick receiver whatever they need ( food / medicine / etc. ) [ steady ] sender wrapping an arm around receiver's waist to steady them [ support ] sender quietly sitting down next to receiver to let them know they're there [ touch ] sender letting receiver know they're there through simple touch [ warmth ] sender pulling receiver into their arms to share body heat [ wound ] sender cleaning / bandaging receiver's wound(s)

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NSFW rp meme

send me…

ᕙ( ͡°. ͡°)ᕗ if you secretly ship our muses sexually

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you want to do a NSFW rp of anykind

ᖗ─╭╮─ᖘ if you want to do an angsty NSFW rp

(∩¬‸¬)⊃━☆ﾟ.* if you want to do an NSFW AU rp

(✧﹏✧) if you want to do an NSFW rp where one of our muses spies on the other

୧  ͯ‸  ͯ୨ if you want to do a hate-sex NSFW rp

\(ȍ ³ȍ)/ if you want a romantic NSFW rp

(づꖘᨎꖘ)づ if you want to do a vanilla NSFW rp 

q◥▶ ͟ل͜◀◤p if you want to do a kinky NSFW rp of anykind

[⚆Ĺ̯⚆] if you want to do a NSFW rp, but want to talk with the mun first

└[◕◡◕]┘ if you did an NSFW rp with me before, and want to do it again~

ᕦ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ᕥ if you’ve never did an NSFW rp with me, but want to try it anyways

ᘳ ͡⎚ ³ ͡⎚ᘰ if you want to do a NSFW rp where one of our muses has no idea who the other is

ᖗ๏ ͟ل͜๏ᖘ if you want to do a noncon/dubcon NSFW rp

ᕦ(⩺∀⩹)ᕥ if you want to do a specific kink in your NSFW rp

ᕳ⩾_⩽ᕲ if you want to do a NSFW rp where one of our muses is pretending the other is someone else

q꘠ ε ꘠p if you want to do a BDSM, dom/sub, or bondage NSFW rp

ᘳᚖ╭╮ᚖᘰ if you want to do a Bloodplay, painplay, or some other type of violent NSFW rp

¯\_ʘᴥʘ_/¯ if you want to do an a/b/o NSFW rp

|/͠-_┐͡-\| if you have no clue which ones you want to do, but you still want to do something NSFW with my muse

Feel free to send me as many of these that apply for you! I’m patient and open to all. 

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" There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. "

Ugh, his eyes roll, he shouldn't be surprised someone like this would use a line like that.

❝Oh, well why don't I fix that,❞ His eye sparkles as he smile his deceivious smile laced with sudection and playfullness. He steps closer, little space between them as he taps away on the others phone. He glaces up from the screen locking eyes with Naruto, his smile grows as he hands the phone back. His touch lingering longer than usual, ❝ You better make good use out of it now.❞ he whispers before walking away.

It was someones number. Who's? He'll figure that out later.

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Temari

 Send me a Character and I'll tell you if my Muse would sleep with them

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

❝She's ... interesting I suppose❞

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« don’t read too much into it » (bloomingtalent)

“DON’T” sentence starters

Oh how his lips couldn't help but to curl into a smirk, t o o l a t e

❝Oh princess, don't worry I'll treat you to a night you won't forget.❞

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Kaguya Ōtsutsuki

Send me a Character and I'll tell you if my Muse would sleep with them

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

❝Aha no way.❞

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“Okay. This is a dumb question, I know. And your probably not the person I should be asking about this, but I don’t know who else to ask so-” Sakura took a deep breath, looking annoyed and embarrassed at the same time, taking a breath to calm herself down. “How do you… flirt? Like, I know how, but I don’t know how, and I don’t wanna come off creepy? Like y’know. When I was twelve with that stupid crush. Sorry again, by the way.” She muttered. “I… like someone, and I wanna make it clear that I like them back.” The kunoichi finally got out after her ramble, looking at the Uchiha for guidance. @musesofchaos

Rather odd choice of person to ask, out of all the areas of his knowledge he'd have to say this wasn't his strong suit. So perhaps it's a dumb answer, but he himself was a fool to love, not understanding it's ways and rules. ❝Just be honest . Have a conversation. ❞ Easier said than done especially for him.