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I have come into possession of an ornithology book from the 1930's and they had such a way of describing birds back then, modern publishers of birding booking should take note! Here are some of the bangers.

yes, this book refers to the anhinga as a water-turkey

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Y'know when you're doing a quick painting study and get all swept up in the moment 😅 I didn't know this would turn out so hyper-realistic, I'm suddenly nervous about AI accusations for the first time in my art journey (fuck AI, to be clear)

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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I don’t think I have an Attention Deficit. I think I have an Attention Surplus. Attention is pointing Everywhere and frankly whatever you wrote in your email is not as captivating as That Radom Noise I’m Hearing

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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i love being cringe i love being visibly queer i love having a bunch of pins on my bag i love making silly noises i love stimming i love being friendly to strangers i love talking about the things im interested in i love being openly joyful i love finding other people like me and being silly with them i love when people look at me and see someone like them and feel a little safer

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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2