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Blowing a kiss to Johnny “Soap” MacTavish is like pulling the pin on a glitter grenade—you never know where the spark’s gonna land.

It’s always a gamble.

You think you’re being cute.

You think he’ll catch it with a wink, maybe tap his heart like a gentleman.

One moment he’s beaming, catching it mid-air with dramatic flair like it’s a bloody dove, eyes glinting like he’s just intercepted enemy comms. Smacking it dramatically onto his chest with a proud “Ach! Right in the ticker! you spoil me, bonnie.” he’ll murmur, staggering backward like you just shot him with a Cupid .50 cal.

The crowd swoons. Children cheer. Birds sing.

The next time?

Public place. Full squad around. Briefing room. You blow that kiss and he catches it with two hands… locks eyes with you… then—with full confidence and zero shame—plants it straight on his crotch. Smack. Hands on his hips. Grinning like a menace. “That’s where I felt it, lass. Don’t lie.”

Everyone turns.

Gaz groans. Ghost doesn’t even look up. Alejandro claps. And Price? He sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose, and mutters, “For the love of bloody God, Soap…”

Soap just winks at you across the room like he did you a favor.

It’s 50/50 chaos. You blow that kiss, you’re playing Russian Roulette with your dignity.

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Some mermay ghoap 🧜‍♂️

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18+ AFTG server! Come be feral about fake sports with us.

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"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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I'm interested in the AFTG server but the QR code is no longer valid 👀

Hey! I’m down to send you an updated link as long as you verify your age in DMs, I don’t see it anywhere in your bio :)

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it’s simon’s version of a sex candle. you walk into the room to see the plushies on the bed in a compromising position and he just goes “they have the right idea, eh?”

it works every time

plushie shenanigans with Ghost

Contrary to what others think of him, Simon loves your plushie.

well.. not the plushie itself, but he likes how it feels in his arms.

which is why you often found him snuggling with them.

and yes, he'd carry mr.snuggles everywhere too.. tucked under his arm as he brushed his teeth, perched in his lap as he watched football, supervising his paperwork..

all those time you had, spent with mr.snuggles.. were gone. because your boyfriend kept hogging him

you didn't know wether to get angry with Simon.. or mr.snuggles, as they both cheated on you >:(

and no, you cant buy a new one to replace mr.snuggles because ofc, he's unreplacable?? Simon also thinks so, so you had to fight for the plushie

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stuff ditzy!reader says to simon while they’re having sex

you’re all breathy and whiny under him, blinking up at him with lipgloss kissed half-off, and go:

"wait— does it like… count as cardio even if i’m like... just laying here bein' pretty?"

and simon groans against your neck, "christ pet, you're gonna kill me."

but he's smirking. because he loves that you’re soft. that you're sweet. that you trust him to be the big scary soldier man while you get to be pretty, cared for, and spoiled.

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I think Ghost would have the best traps. That's it. That's the post.

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at the library cramming this psych class all day, so if you’re seeing this send me a hc about your fav character!!!

i need something to look forward to after i’ve fried my brain

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Poly!Ghoap You, Johnny, and Simon all travel to Johnnys hometown and spend the holidays with his family. (Johnnys mom LOVES Simon and would trade Johnny for him.)

Poly!Ghoap will split up home chores, Johnny will be outside and doing ‘blue jobs’, Simon likes doing laundry because I think he’s an organized king, and you have to cook because these boys cannot (seriously please don’t let them in the kitchen)

Poly!Ghoap who has fun hobbies, I imagine Simon likes knitting because his mom did. Johnny would love building mini figurines (he was definitely a Lego kid no debate)

Poly!Ghoap unironically loves rom-coms and will be sat on the couch with a bowl of popcorn for the new episodes of Love is Blind.

Poly!Ghoap has AWFUL sleeping habits. Johnny cannot stay still, even when he’s sleeping. And don’t even get me started on Simon, because when he’s home, he sleeps like the dead and sounds like I, too. I mean snores like a dad, so get ready to worm yourself out of bed at 1 am and sleep in the guest bedroom (don’t be surprised when you wake up squished back in between your boys)

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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Im behind on my coursework so instead of catching up, Im just gonna imagine 141 watching you study

Ghost: perfectly content to sit with you in silence while you fully absorb yourself in the classwork. he’s laying down on the bed playing candy crush for hours on end, waiting for you to pick your head up long enough to request that he pretty please bring you a glass of water and a snack. he’ll grumble about it, but there’s a reason he stayed so close to you and not out on the couch or something. he doesn’t know what you’re studying, and he sure as hell won’t ask- he’s just proud that you’re the smart one in the relationship.

Soap: good god you’re not gonna get much done with him around i’m so sorry. he really does try to be supportive, maybe even makes himself scarce for a while…until he forgets why he’s supposed to be leaving you alone and wanders back into the room to ask if you’ve seen his… oh shit, my bad. yeah this happens like once an hour. if you’re cramming for an exam or just studying longer than usual he’ll start to bother you on purpose after a few hours. come on, you can take a wee break, can’t you? he needs to yap and touch you on a regular basis and you’re fucking with his schedule.

Gaz: respects study time!! probably heads to the gym when you start, and if he’s home before you’re finished he brings you a drink and some fruit to munch on- reminding you to take care of yourself with a kiss on the head. i can also see him sitting next to you and reading over your shoulder with genuine interest in what you’re learning. Kyle seems like the most likely of the 141 to have gone into higher education if he didn’t enlist.

Price: body doubling anyone? this is the perfect time for him to sit down and tackle some paperwork without feeling like he’s neglecting you. nights like these he calls for dinner to be delivered and enjoys sitting in comfortable silence by your side. loves it when you ask him for help on a particularly tough question, or just to proof read your paper. it’s not rare to catch him looking up from his work to stare at you fondly while you chew on the back of your pen, eyebrows scrunched in concentration. he just loves they way you look when you’re focusing so hard.

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In The Walls

Or; Simon f*cks his Sergeant until he's not sure whether it's sex or love

Un-evil 18+ (2k) CW: smut, imperceptible ending fluff Simon f*cks you stupid. He's not sorry, and neither are you.

Hesitate 18+ (6k) CW: smut, angst, fluff, minor injuries, mentions of blood, canon violence Simon loses sight of you for far too long and realizes he can't go a day without having you within reach. When you return, he tells you in the only way he knows.

Promise rings 18+ (5k) CW: smut, humiliation kink, semi-public Simon fingers you in the rec room and you give him a promise ring. Or two—depending on how many fingers he's used.

Paint 18+ (5.3k) CW: non-explicit smut, lots of kissing, smoking You and Simon share a cigarette. He slips up, and shares something more.

Good Luck 18+ (5.2k) CW: angst, canon typical violence, a bit of smut There’s only so much you can endure for love. Simon’s avoidance takes him one step too far, and this time, there’s no turning back.

Interlude (the aftermath) 18+ (1.6k) CW: brief angst, hurt/comfort, emotional healing You and Simon grow apart, and then together. Only, something's different this time.

Humvee 18+ (6.8k) CW: fluff, smut, car sex You do your best to heal, while Simon follows his own path—until life, in its strange way, brings you back together, with Simon stepping right back in.

Part 8

Part 9

Final part

Masterlist 🦊

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Simon "missionary sex, because I'm not done arguing" Riley

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Hi!! New-ish AFTG fan here, wondering if I can join the 18+ discord? I can’t scan the QR code on my phone :( I’m 23 and have been reading book one off and on since I was 16 lol (I promise I’ll actually finish it this time!!) but i know all the spoileys

hi!! dming you the link now :)