birdyoncetoldme

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Baby bird, if I genuinely wanted to kill you, I'd have just taken the shot.

Please deal with ur gay ass brother he's been annoying everyone

Which one?

[birdyoncetoldme]

Like we don't already know how that'll end.

Please deal with ur gay ass brother he's been annoying everyone

Which one?

[birdyoncetoldme]

SEGA: Dreamcast Visual Memory Unit in ‘Transparent Emerald’ (1999)

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Wow, wonder how that went for ya?

At least my run as Robin wasn't taken from me by a chihuahua sized batbrat with a sword.

Please deal with ur gay ass brother he's been annoying everyone

Which one?

[birdyoncetoldme]

Last year you got me a cookbook "Easy Meals for the Angry and impatient " and —highlighted the recipe for "Bang Bang Chicken."

Ohh I'm shaking in my fucking boots.

Please deal with ur gay ass brother he's been annoying everyone

Which one?

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Firstly, thanks noted. Secondly, nahh, sure this ain't about me.

I do take offence to being called their brother though— is it really a family if you’ve just been kidnapped by the same spandex wearing asshole?

Adding onto this who are you and why are you in the batclans business?

Please deal with ur gay ass brother he's been annoying everyone

Which one?

[birdyoncetoldme]

New Jersey Road Trip

Silverball Retro Arcade, Ashbury Park, New Jersey

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brought a poem to the gun fight

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What's your work out routine?

It's a mix of hand-to-hand combat, cardio and some extra weightlifting. Mostly strength and indurance training.

I can't really give ya advice on how to get here because— I don't remember how I got here?

Imagine waking up one day built like a fuckin' WWE fighter with a strange attachment to a five year old. Wild times yknow?

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your a slut your a bitch your a whore your a dick

*you're

[birdyoncetoldme]

Yes, but I didn't text it back— I emailed it.

Bruce would send a huge paragraph text to Jason, and Jason would just immediately send it back edited.

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You cloned your 'friend'—because you couldn't live in a world without him and then proceeded to lose your shit. Twice.

Pot calling the kettle black replacement ????

I hate gay people actually. Especially jason todd. This is canon information about me.

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Do you patrol Crime Alley every night or just every other night?

Every night— but this is literally my territory so I'm not sure if I'd call it patrol? More like monitoring?

Even if I'm not there shit WILL get reported to me directly. I'm effective as fuck.

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You either die a vigilante, or live long enough to see yourself become someone Batman yells at.

I've done both

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This just in; I can still beat everyone at scrabble. Absolutely annihilate them.