Call me Birdy! Ace-28-She/Her Formerly just-here-for-copia Idk what I'm doing anymore
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
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rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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