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Local council suggest you need to be 460ft tall to use the new exercise equipment. Thankfully they corrected it. Now you only need to be 46ft tall.

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Mike Teavee and Veruca Salt are kinda terrible so they deserved what happened to them. Meanwhile, Violet Beauregard was just ambitious, which is in no way a crime, Augustus Gloop just really liked candy, which is a weird thing for a candy tycoon to punish, and Kyle Wilkins is dishonest, sure, but did he really deserve to be erased from existence and all our collective memories?

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femslash february 2019 ➝ anon​ requested paninya and winry rockbell (fullmetal alchemist)

paninya, help me out in here. // okay!

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Young Woman Fastening a Letter to the Neck of a Pigeon, attributed to Johann Christian von Mannlich (German, 1741–1822), ca. 1760

Oil on canvas

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Anghel Higure from Hatoful Boyfriend listens to MCR

requested by @funassghoul

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So my friend’s kid has celiac and dyslexia and reading labels is difficult for them (also they’re like 7) so he’s teaching their pigeon, Grey Boy, to read the labels and identify ingredients with gluten. It’s going well, other than Nick thought it would be a good idea to make the behavior when the pigeon does find a bad ingredient to just fucking…wing slap the box. Just beat the shit out of it like, “no! BAD gluten! BAD!”

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“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times

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The art in this show is so pretty

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HxH mutuals- So Leorio was just randomly transmisogynistic in episode 11, but I'm aware that there's a well-received trans girl character later- Does Leorio grow as a person? Or should I just hate him for the rest of the series?

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what’s wrong with les mis

victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century

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reblog if you think the man on the left is just as beautiful as the man on the right

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German luthier Jens Ritter wanted to create a Jazz guitar that was able to cover classic Jazz tones, yet achieved this while being a solid body guitar. This is the remarkable instrument he came up with. I present to you The Princess Isabella Blue Dragon.

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Jays making fun of me because I want to start watching HxH because of all my cool lesbian mutuals who blog about it even though he tried to get me to watch it like four years ago and I said no because there aren't enough main female characters

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I'm very tired