Shameless multi-fandom gaming trash and blossoming bioware fanboy. Fandoms include Dragon Age, Bioshock, Silent Hill, & more.(tho i'm p much just hopeless DA garbage at this point let's be real)90% of my posts are queued.
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If you try to pick pocket Zevran he says “No” and it’s just the funniest thing because he is the only companion that says anything and I can just picture him smacking the Warden’s hand away like they are a child reaching for the cookie jar.
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We have faith in all the wrong things. And it will destroy us.
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practicing de daisy :3 I was highly unsatisfied with my first attempt at Merrill, so these happened. <3
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He’s so cute I want to cry How can he be this cute?? I can’t even
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ALL.TEMPLARS.ARE.BASTARDS. Sci-fi AU
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Dedicated to all you Warden-lovin’ emotional holliganees, from Origins to Inquisition.
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rapture vs columbia - (x)
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hehehe
just collected a bunch of old (and not very) DA stuff in one post ;)
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hi-res x x
An attempt at a darker take on Alistair’s past.
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I wish there was a way to play DA II and just constantly do nothing but fawn over Anders the whole time.
Talking to the lady who tells you where Anders is “I’m looking for a grey warden and I suspect he may be dangerous… ly sexy -wiggles eyebrows.-”
Walk into the clinic for the first time “Anders!! It’s me! You’re future spouse please let me kiss your boots.”
Meeting anyone ever. “Hi, I’m Hawke, and this is Anders. -suggestive eyebrows-”
Some guy is asking Hawke to find his wife? “Wife you say?? You know I have a husband. Well I will soon. Want to see a painting? I made it myself.” Talking to Arianni “Your son is a mage?? My BOYFRIEND is a mage. Look he’s right here isn’t he pretty?”
Fighting anything ever: “FOR ANDERS!”
Yelling at Bartrand for locking them in the thaig “How DARE you do this to Anders??!” -running in a figure eight from the Arishok.- “Anders! Did you see me? I think I got a hit in!” -blows kiss-
-chantry explodes- “What? What happened? Sorry I was looking at his face…”-falls back into staring dreamily-
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NEED MASS EFFECT AND DRAGON AGE BLOGS TO FOLLOW!
My dash is pretty dead so reblog or like if your blog is at least 80% either Mass Effect or Dragon age (both would be super amazing) related and I’ll check you out! :D
#no mass effect yet but my blog is pm 80-90% dragon age i guess?#mostly da1/da2 but there's some inquisition in there as well
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Conversation
bioware: you can make any decision you want
me: chooses pro-mage
bioware: no not that one
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Hawke: Fenris, what do your elf-eyes see? Fenris: Your bullshit.
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Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies
For example, on the dragon age, you can have friends and money
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