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you're not innocent.

oh I'M not innocent? i never did anything. i'm not the one writing tetris sex manifestos all over a perfectly legitimate public survey. i bet you sickos want me to draw the tetrimino gijinkas more. you're all sitting there thinking things like 'i wish topsy would draw I/T toxic yaoi and post it' as if that's a normal thing to think. well FINE

this is insane. you people are all insane

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anyone need serotonin?

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*FORMAL training/certification, whatever that may look like for you

**includes pre-med

reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!

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remembering (as a form of self harm).

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I don't get many rude comments on my fics, but when I do at least they're extremely funny

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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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I am in my twenties and my social group includes a number of women in their seventies, eighties, nineties, because I'm part of a quilt guild and that hobby skews older. if you can't imagine an interest that would unite old and young, uh. git gud is all I can say to that.

'all age gaps problematic' people are so wild. "what can a 19 year old and a 28 year even have in common??? what do they talk about??" BITCH THEIR HOBBIES???????

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Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

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Getting my flu shot, Covid booster, pt 2 of the hpv vaccine because FUCK Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.!

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I wish there were medieval fantasy written by people who actually found the medieval period interesting

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Ancient epic poetry but translated solely into limericks

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If a history-based work is good and inaccurate it’s because it’s a piece of art that sacrificed some points of accuracy for the sake of storytelling and conveying themes deeper and more important than a straightforward recounting of facts. If it’s bad and inaccurate then that’s just another reason why it sucks

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When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”

Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing

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“bisexuals are invading lesbian spaces” bisexuals should be welcome in lesbian spaces. and vice versa. so please just jot that down.