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HELP WHAT

I might be going insane because I haven't slept in 24 hours but I just died over this meme and it's not even that funny I think it's mainly Walker's eyes like staring into my soul I don't know I'm going to sleep

(Yes I spoiled the entire 4th book for myself, no I don't regret it)

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I have a lot of thoughts

None of my thoughts are organized and I am not educated about the Percy Jackson universe. With that in mind, here is what I was thinking while reading chapters 1-9.

Percy Jackson

How on earth is Percy so "okay whatever" about everything? When he said he was built different I didn't think he was built DIFFERENT. Like, he just found out his best friend is a goat, his dad is a god, he watched his mum die and then he killed a Minotaur. And what was his reaction? "Okay." SHOULDN'T YOU BE EXPRESSING MORE EMOTION. Bro didn't even shed a TEAR when his mum evaporated in front of his eyes. And after he stabbed Mrs Dodds/Fury he DIDN'T TELL ANYONE???? LITERALLY WHY YOU NEED TO GET HELP PERCY*. "Half-bloods process the world differently." You don't have to say that twice.

*Oh my bad, I reread a couple chapters and just realized that Percy has hallucinations; he thought he hallucinated Mrs Dodds' existence entirely because nobody remembered her afterward and he didn't tell anyone because he didn't want to sound insane.

Edit: He was crying I didn’t read it clearly enough. My sincerest apologies.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

This doesn't really matter but I'm mad at myself for watching the television adaption of Percy Jackson before reading the books because I cannot imagine the characters with their canon appearances. On the cover, Percy has dark hair (which is canon) and I genuinely thought I purchased the wrong book. I looked up fanart of Annabeth and I thought I was going crazy because none of the art looked like Leah Sava Jeffries.

I'm disappointed that I don't get to read the scene from the show when Percy gets shoved into a lake by Annabeth. Instead, he just gets pushed in by some bitch from Ares' cabin. How sad.

Annabeth Chase

Annabeth is my new hero because HOLY SHIT she is the definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss (or whatever people say these days). When Annabeth and Percy officially meet for the first time he thinks she would be all "wow you killed a minotaur you're awesome" but instead she informs Percy that he drools when he sleeps. I would bow down to this girl any day and if you don't agree you deserve to be vaporized by a Minotaur and dragged through the River Styx.

Blue Food

What is the point of detailing that Percy's mum makes an effort to consume blue foods? I suppose it adds some depth to Sally Jackson's character and her relationship with Gabe but it seems weird to me. Perhaps it will be significant in future books?

Well, at least I now know that the bag of blue stuff Sally gave to Percy in the tv show was NOT blue crystal meth from Breaking Bad. It was candy or something (I'm still unsure).

Gabe Ugliano

I don't think this mf understands how lucky he is. The fact that Sally even glanced in his general direction will remain a mystery to me. WHY is she with him? She can do 10 times better, but now she won't have the chance (of course she will but I'm not meant to know that).

Nancy Bobofit

How can someone be called "Bobofit" and not be bullied? Seriously the bitches in my school would be calling her "Bobofat" in 2 seconds.

To End

Percy Jackson is cool.

Here's a meme.

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My Percy Jackson books have finally arrived, so I thought it would be good to make them my very first book review on Tumblr.

Get ready!

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Happy Star Wars Day from Grogu and me!