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Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up. “Well, hang on, let me get my hat,” he tells it.

The skeleton reaches into its robe. From abyssal depths it produces a heavy book bound in sheets of lead and night. It is the kind of book that gets stolen by a rugged adventurer from a temple with more spike-traps than the average house of worship contains. It is the kind of book to which the word “tome” might properly be applied. Frost forms on its pages from the lingering chill of the void. 

The skeleton coughs once and holds the book out to the man sitting on the bed.

WOULD YOU SIGN THIS? it asks. BIG FAN.

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small, imperceptible changes

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Charlotte Spencer guest starring in Death in Paradise as Danielle Bailey

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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I am 100% serious when I say that the cowboy in Dracula is completely thematically fundamental. The story stops working every time ppl try to take him out. Its why they just end up making it another story entirely.

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Mike Faist as Dodge Mason Panic | S01E07

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Dan Stevens as Dirtbag Danny in HER SMELL (2018)

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Obscure reference but every time I see The Challengers or Mike Faist I scream ITS DANNY ZUKO. I don’t know why I do that but I do. He hasn’t been Danny Zuko since spring 2009 but I’ll always remember that he was Danny and that I got to shine the spotlight on him. So enjoy a grainy photo from my high school year book when my school put on Grease. Forgot I could add his actual year book photo

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I embroidered a jean jacket for my soon-to-be sister-in-law’s birthday, and then finally finished it just in time for Candlenights, 6 months later 🎉

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Mike Faist as Roger Sharpe in PINBALL: THE MAN WHO SAVED THE GAME (2022) dir. Meredith Bragg & Austin Bragg

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endless gifs of dodge mason // 18/∞

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endless gifs of dodge mason // 17/∞

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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“First season of LEVERAGE - so he's 21 years old - he shows me his watch designs. I'm expecting, y' know, celebrity strap branding or faces. No, it's engineering schematics of GEARS and shit. Pages of them. Even then, there were none so cool.” - John Rogers