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hi mr JAGER,

have you ever hunted a legendary or mythical pokemon (preferably to extinction)?? I figured that kind of thing would be impossible so if anyone's done it, it'd be you.

Well, back when Pokemon roamed the earth -1 AIKAP (After I killed All Pokemon) I was in Kanto town talking to that horrible Professor Samuel Oak who wished to preserve Pokemon (Gross I know right?) I saw it watching me there Arceus (who I hate because who can claim they are God when I exist in the same world.) Right there I decided to kill every Pokemon saving their so called "God" for last. SO it wasnt just one pokemon, but all of them killed with my Harmpoon. That is why I am suing Game Freak for mistelling my story!

Harm Magnus Jager

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HELP!

Harmy I am in dire need of assistance, I am trying to fuigure out not only what gender I should be, but also who I should love. I know that you all care deeply about me (more than I care about you (GAFAW!)) so here we go.

(Also it's 10,000$ to vote, so vote wisely)

Harm Magnus Jager

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Today in colaberation with Müller and J. M. M. M. M. Fuddleheimer and Sons and Friends and Enemies and Lovers LLC Big Oil Unlimited Oil But No Oil Limited LLC and Co. (or MJMMMMFSFELLLCBOUOBNOLLCC (or Müller 和 J. M. M. M. M. Fuddleheimer 和儿子、朋友、��人和情人有限责任公司 Big Oil Unlimited Oil But No Oil Limited LLC and Co. (or 基础石油公司 if you're feeling frisky))) for the wetter parts of the world are showing my first shirt! Because I know you (the bitches in question) love my hampoon.

Harm Magnus Jager

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Here is my formal review of Brutus Blight Arms. From my very important and rich opinion I would give him a Harm Magnus Jager out of 10! Such wonderful arms. Good for hunting big, and small game. Also a thrill to work with! If you are rich, and in the Saudi area go check him out!

Harm Magnus Jager

I got big guns and a lot

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They've been saying its a hunting endangered species winter.

New album dropping now to those who's networth is above twelve zeros, and to one special Harmhead

Harm Magnus Jager

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Smoked that hunters pack, call that a hunters high. Gafaw.

- Harm Magnus Jager

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Greetings @jmmmmfuddleheimer , and @guntermulleroil...

Would you two like to come over to my yacht (Known as the HMJ pleasure boat(or as 中国的白船 in asia( Yes the biggest pleasure ship in north america))) and have well you know. Coitus. Gafaw! I will bring my biggest pelts, and you im sure your finest oil.

Your lover and best friend,

Harm Magnus Jager

This website is full of horny people who want attention but are too shy to talk to anyone else. So let's see if we can make some miracles happen

Reblog to tell prev you wanna have sex with them

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I have been seeing "posts" as of late saying that you all wish vampires were real! You should all be happy that I killed all of them! It all started when Count Orlok and I were having steamy relations back in the 1700s in his castle, and he bit me! So I staked him in the heart. After that I decided to kill off the rest of them. It was rather easy to kill all of those pale twinks who live in their cozy castles. Gafaw! Them boys never hunted a hungarian Werebear in their lives. Thank Gods.

Harm Magnus Jager

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Hello Mr Harm! Big fan and Harmhead here. In the name of my ongoing hate campaign against innocent, helpless endangered animals, please indulge me by telling me what's the biggest, most formidable beast you've ever smited off this godforsaken rock. And please don't say my mother.

Thank you Sir!

Knowing that you are a Harmhead (meaning I know that you are indeed rich and attractive) I will regale you a tale of how I pierced the heart of a Titanosaurus with a harpoon (Like in Moby Dick (Which is based off of the time I killed a whale named Matthew Balls). Around 100 million years ago I was hunting of course, and there I see it, that long large bastard... I knew I needed them dead, no one thing should be so much bigger than me!! I was seething with anger and malice, when I realized my M-14 wouldn't do a thing against a beast with a hide so thick. I had just the tool, my carbyne harpoon (fondly named the Harmpoon©™(Lovely name I know(but praise me at another time))) I lined up the shot perfectly, and kabloomy! The beast had taken its last breath at my Harmpoon©™. I quickly ran up to the beast berating it with insults as it died a pathetic death (Which it was(gafaw)) I hope this enlightens you about my glory and hunting prowess.

My warmest regards

Harm Magnus Jager

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There are so many beasts to hunt. Guffaw!

Harm Magnus Jager

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One of my greater extinct species, the Beast of Busco which I killed off the coast of Vaalbara in 2.4 G.A. (Here is 中国的白王 for scale.)

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My child (Wound Magnus Jager jr(also known as lil WMJJ( also known as 中国的白王 in Asia))) has been such a wonderful little scamp lately! He has successfully hunted to extinction his first animal, the Hispaniolan edible rat (Which might I add are mighty delicious(though most of you are too poor to enjoy its supple flavors). So I would like to wish him congratulations, and if you don't wish to become endangered you should do the same!

- Harm Magnus Jager

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What a pathetic amount of cash! You barely have you're hunting legs yet with such small amounts. Go hunt a white rhino like a man!

-Harm Magnus Jager

IG: @Motliez

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I am so thankful to get this bad boy stuffed up before he cold fully rot! I had to take my the Airbus A380 to Australia just to pick it up! Gods I love Hunting dead animals at a stand still.

Harm Magnus Jager

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Back when I was hunting in pangea for now extinct Cynognathus (which thankfully I hunted to extinction) the "zombies" you speak of were called Leamurs! which I also killed! So there is no strain left to my faithful work and dedication.

-Harm Magnus Jager

It's basic evolution. Sure, the zombies start off slow, obvious and stupid, but those strains get killed by survivors before they can spread far. Any strain that's slower, stealthy or smarter will spread faster, and each new infection has more of those genes. After enough time…

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So glad they are gone!

I remember Hunting this beaut to extinction! So glad they are gone.