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  “Aren’t you forgetting one small important detail? Like that maybe, I don’t know, FINALS are coming up? REAL SOON?”    Oh how Melinda would love to slack off for just a bit, she’s always been all over the place and between work and classes, it was evident that it was stressing her out. To be frank, zoning out in front of the tv with a big bowl of cereal or some form of junk food sounds so much better than Topics in the History of Philosophy; a class that felt like it never ended.   The brunette strummed her fingers across the table while biting her lip in deep thought. Is one class that bad? She hasn’t missed one class this semester, and she could always text her fellow classmates for the notes and chapters for her to catch up on. Finally, she let out a deep sigh, ‘ONE CLASS. I’ll give up ONE CLASS of free time to hang out.”  

    ❛ oh c’mon, loosen up a bit will ‘ya? it’s not a crime to skip out on class, stay in and watch some tv. I DO IT ALL THE TIME!! have i gotten caught yet? NOPE!! —— all i’m askin’ is for you to stay today and watch some beavis and butthead with me. please.❜  

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// Sorry that I’ve been MIA for the past couple days; a lot of things have been going on and keeping me extremely busy. I promise that I’ll get to replies as soon as I can! //

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// Sorry that I’ve been MIA for the past couple days; a lot of things have been going on and keeping me extremely busy. I promise that I’ll get to replies as soon as I can! //

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A reminder: Just because our introduction thread died/got lost/was awkward/or boring doesn't mean I don't want to RP with you. It just means that some things don't need to be tied up all pretty at the end, and I'm okay with that. So please go ahead and jump back in any time you want with starters/reblogs/or asks. Thanks!

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someone: i wanna send you a meme but i dont know if--

me: *crawls across the table and squishes your cheeks* Do it. Send it to me. Send me twenty.

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Send “Who did this?” for your muse to discover my muse with a black eye or a busted lip

Potential TW warning

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recyclmeme:

An important psa:

If there is one thing you all should know about me, it’s this

                                   I am ALYWAYS a up for AUs

And when I say always, I mean always. I have more AU ideas than I can count. Check out my verses page, or ask if I have a particular verse already. If I don’t chances are that I will get excited and make it happen. Never feel shy or bad about throwing an au idea you’d like to do at me, or if we’re mutuals just write me the starter, or send the message. I will sit in my chair and probably scream a little bit because OH MY GOSH AUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!

We can do one long thread, or we can do several short threads. We can have several threads in the same au! It doesn’t really matter as long as you’re happy, and I’m happy, and we get to have fun!

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♦

((Send me a “♦” for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned @offearitself ))

“  Mysterious; mysterious is the word I would use.

  He’s rather…odd in a sense that I don’t know him and I’m not sure quite how to think of him. 

  Mr.Crane seems kind and gentlemanly enough in this city that I was told was so wicked. So, I want to trust him and I will.”

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Send me a "♦" for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

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by Oana Befort

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Starter call! Please like if you want one!

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Sentence Starters: Anger!

“What the hell is your problem?!” 

“Leave me alone! Just get out!” 

“I don’t care that you’re sorry.” 

“Sorry doesn’t just fix everything!” 

“You did it on purpose, didn’t you?!” 

“I’m done trying to help you!” 

“All you care about is yourself!” 

“I hate you. I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.” 

“You’re a disaster.” 

“Fuck you! I’m not going to be your little underling anymore!” 

“You’re the worst type of person, you know that?” 

“I couldn’t care less about your problems right now!” 

“I don’t want to see you ever again!” 

“You don’t even care, do you?!” 

“You’re pathetic.” 

“Don’t come back!” 

“I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.” 

“I don’t care if it kills you this time.” 

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Parks and Recreation Sentence Starters 

“*insert name here* I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.” 

“I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.”

“Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.”

“I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.” 

“Yes, I’m a hunter… And, it’s ‘You’ season.”

“We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations.”

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

“I think your mom is giving you bad advice.”

“Sometimes when you make an omelet you’ve gotta break a few eggs. What’s the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.”

“I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?”

“I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.”

“I’ll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.”

“We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.”

“When I get bummed out, I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.”

“I was sobbing at a pizza buffet, and they asked me to leave.”

“You’re in trouble because of your own stupidity.”

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So you know how you colloquially call a psychiatrist a “shrink” in English right ? Well, in German we colloquially call them a “Seelenklempner” which literally translates to “soul plumber”.

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