bigdaddycrozier

[bigdaddycrozier]

Beautiful

[bigdaddycrozier]

[bigdaddycrozier]

[bigdaddycrozier]

Every once in a while a trans friend group will have a token cis straight guy. Those dudes are almost always extremely cool, compassionate people who have something profoundly wrong with them.

[bigdaddycrozier]

keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out

[bigdaddycrozier]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[bigdaddycrozier]

He's sopping wet. He's pathetic. His dick game is terrible. He looks bad. He cries at the slightest provocation. Hes trembling in fear. He's unreliable. His personality is sad, just sad. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head, didn't he? ☺️

[bigdaddycrozier]

he’s bleeding sad and wet but his tits look spectacular 

[bigdaddycrozier]

i am allowed to call a grown man “babygirl” it is my god given right

[bigdaddycrozier]

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

[bigdaddycrozier]

They fucked that old man to pieces

[bigdaddycrozier]

what if blorbo from my shows had disrespectful fucknasty sex

[bigdaddycrozier]

[bigdaddycrozier]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[bigdaddycrozier]

WAIT NO DUDE DONT SUCK THAT COCK ITS LOADBEARING *whole building collapses*

[bigdaddycrozier]

i could recognize him by penis alone