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Writing culture is always having that one theme sneak into all of your writing without you noticing

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Representation matters; the “B” is NOT silent💗💜💙

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In my “???” era

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The only thing I’m saying today is let’s start the #releasethe3hourcut for Red White and Royal Blue. I say we bully Amazon for it !

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You know what did it? What broke me? Was when Alex (FINALLY!!!) called Henry baby and the way his face just crumbled and all the fear and worry left his pretty face. I was destroyed… and then the “hurry” over them rushing into each other’s arms on the stairs.

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a decade ...

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A thought I had: I imagine that after the snap, everybody was alone. Like, I just imagine that the space they went to after was vast and no one really knew where anyone else was.

So, imagine, Sam was alone when he got dusted. He wakes up in that space and there’s not another soul for miles. After a few minutes of despair, as one should have, he gets up and starts walking.

He doesn’t even know where he’s walking to, or who he’ll run into, but part way through (I don’t believe there were nights/days so it’s all just one large day) he starts to feel this tug in his gut.

(A young, young part of him thinks of his Titi and how she’d tell stories of a red string of fate, always leading you to your “one”, no matter how twisted or knotted it is.)

He follows this gut tug, hoping beyond hope that it leads him to someone, anyone, at this point because he’s been alone for days? Weeks? He doesn’t understand time here.

Next thing he knows, he sees a shadow in the distance. More of a silhouette. Either way, the more it became clearer, the more Sam realized, it was a person!

So, naturally, he speeds up his pace a little more, but he also makes sure he keeps his wits about him the closer they get.

Now, imagine, the relief that washes over Sam, the way his shoulders drop, and tears almost come to his eyes as he sees a shiny glint towards the left side of the person.

Imagine the warm feeling in his chest as he gets closer and sees the medium length brown hair that desperately needs to be cut, but he won’t say anything because it does look good.

Imagine how his knees must get weak as Bucky realizes it’s Sam and starts running faster towards Sam. They narrowly miss tumbling to the ground as they embrace.

They have a heartfelt reunion and Sam realizes, as he stands next to Bucky, looking out at the orange horizon, that even if they don’t find another single person in this expansive place, he has Bucky.

And that’s all that he could need for now.

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Maverick getting chewed out after a stupid stunt:

Random Rear Admiral: You are grounded, Captain! Permanently!

*Phone rings*

RA: Hello?

Admiral Kazansky: I heard you were talking shit.

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pacific rim

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I don't care if the Crows spin-off is just the six of them acting it out in Freddy's living room while Freddy's wife films it on a phone, I'm willing to pay real money for the footage.

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

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Can he hear me? I bet he can.

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A few mildly amusing quotations from the works of B. Dylan Hollis

"How do you gently whip cream, you TART?!"

"Precisely what realm of mathematics do you inhabit?"

"One egg of lard... what are you feeding your chickens?"

"Now we heat up a skillet. With what? 'A suitable amount of lard!' (there is no suitable amount of lard, never has been, never WILL be!)"

"Are you supposed to eat this on crackers or on drugs?"

"Yup, Nixon woulda loved this!"

"Oh, you're gluten free? SORRY, ALL WE HAVE IS GLUTEN!"

"It's bread. Danger bread, but bread."

"It tastes like it's saving me money."

"BEEP AT ME ONE MORE TIME--!"

"Nothing says the holidays like ambiguous meat!"

"Now I've been unable to confirm whether or not this recipe actually existed in the sixties - not that I particularly want to! - but seemingly everyone and their dog has sent me this!"

"So I've never made a fruitcake, but if you're anything like me... you are one."

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Jasmin Lee Cori, The Emotionally Absent Mother: How to Recognize and Heal the Invisible Effects of Childhood Emotional Neglect

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