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The boss has arrived ...

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my carapace has been so lustrous recently

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HE'S GOT A GUN!

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moving apartments is the worst activity that exists

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i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

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this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

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seeing people on this site getting horny over robots is pretty funny as someone with a degree in them. half of yall are gonna lose fingers (or worse) to pinch points once the first consumer-grade android models roll out in a few decades. you know the memes about how closing the cybertruck's trunk can cut off your finger? imagine that but with an elbow joint. your cybergf is slurping your shit crazy style when she gets a forced firmware update that zeroes all of her servos including the ones controlling her teeth. and none of this shit will be covered under warranty. fuck a safe word, you'll need an e-stop button

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Incense Burner in Form of a Praying Mantis, Japan 18-19th century [1800x1200]

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Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

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on inaturalist you take a photo of a strange and important looking bug and everyone is immediately like yeah yeah the shoelace-footed esoteric cilantro beetle we've all heard of it and you look at it and its the most common bug observed of all time

But you take a picture of the most normal and average insignificant looking bug in the world and it's a rare species that has not been documented since 2009 when it was first discovered in the brutal wilderness of east texas

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Things worn down by people.

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felt self-indulgent so here's a girl with blunt bangs wearing european armor

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You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".

Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.

It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here