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Windows XP Solitaire - Card Back #8

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me when I’m so sweet and so beautiful and it’s sunday

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Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

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Stick It (2006) dir. Jessica Bendinger

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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

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theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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white guy shocks chimp waiter by ordering in perfect chimpanzese

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Pamela Anderson choosing to wear no makeup (not “natural” makeup, not a “no-makeup makeup” look, but actually no makeup on her skin) to events and letting her wrinkles and age spots be clearly visible is actually groundbreaking and anyone who paints it as not a big deal, or worse, as somehow an attack on some other group, is a moron

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horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design

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Sometimes... you gotta make peace with it

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𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢