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I’m never touching watercolour brushes again. Kudos to anyone who knows how to work them.

Inspired by Katherine Asher’s amazing art

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Embarrassed by the amount of time I spent choosing the font. More pinups coming 👀 (blame Pinterest for that)

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I might turn every vintage pinup picture Pinterest sends my way into Candy chan fanart

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Wife details because I’m down with the flu and haven’t really finished anything else. Still love her so much tho, so please enjoy a close up

I regret nothing.

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

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I got so very bored in a waiting room today. Should I draw Zoro in a tie dye shirt and that graphic?

(reference down here)

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Working on a little something…

Reference is a picture of claudia schiffer and joseph gordon levitt for ga's magazine, check out their photoshoot for some amazing ideas.

See you soon with an update🤷🏻‍♀️

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I regret nothing.

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Chewing and gnawing on the irony One Piece continually shows with the main characters where they're doing objectively kind and helpful things and that's what gets them in trouble with the law. It's the selective application of criminal justice. The bias and room for corruption built into the system itself. It's delicious. It's horribly relevant. I'm obsessed.

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If he doesn’t court me like that I don’t want him

Was meditating in the woods this morning and a bug comes up to me doing this elaborate mating dance. Women can’t do anything 😔🙄

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Hm

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Finally got my hands on procreate. Nobody ask me where the light source is 🫠

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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.