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somehow when the subtitles say "the weather's good today" i only hear "waga gaga" and when i hear "you know what that's crazy" the subtitles just go "what"

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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

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me WHENEVER someone's pinged me in discord

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Not what I expected coming from John Green

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You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.

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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds

uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify

everyone else: rebloge please

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he's a professional.

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im crazy for having made this

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