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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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when people call me their friend

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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lightly broaching the topic of mental health with my dad by putting the emo vs goth kids south park episode on while he sits in the living room

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i keep quoting this theirs actual tears in my eyes

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do y ou actually love bayblayeds 🥴

why are you asking me that

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Live2D Euclid in UNITY via

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yeah i bet it is

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my coworker was telling the story of how he got attacked by a weird bird and he was showing people his phone and they were like, "i don't know what that bird is" but then i walked by and someone was like, "oh, show it to unpretty, she'll know" and i braced myself for him to show me a little brown bird and i'd have to explain that i am not actually an animal expert and lots of birds look alike, but then he turned his phone around and showed me what could have been an encyclopedia's example photo of a pheasant

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My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

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yoongi had to stop rapping because if he had kept going they would have had to sing the bisexual line together

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he just bought a trust fund for the cat

watching marry my husband. i get it

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watching marry my husband. i get it